Any gmail account will beg you to go all Google+ on its ass. It's annoying, or maybe I shouldn't have 15. That's easy enough. LinkedIn and FaceBook seem like a lot of trouble to fake, but you should be able to whip up a mildly convincing Twitter and G+ secondary account with which to drink the company Kool Aid.
If your fake people need fake friends, I've got alternate identities aplenty. I mean, I can speak to a man about a horse for you.
Why hiccoughs? These are a treaty violation, and fucking with my typing to boot.
Right. I need to get a message to my doctor to try going all out on this admission. I don't want anything to go untried just because they think I'm delicate. DO EVERYTHING.
From beneath you, it devours.
Holy crap, we're all going to die.
There's a sinkhole forming on my commute to work, clearly a water main leak. They've dug it up and done something, but given the way the road is continuing to collapse I've made sure I know all the alternate routes...
We had a sinkhole in the middle of downtown a while ago - a month maybe - closed down some major streets until they got it fixed. Caused by an old water pipe bursting underground. Nothing as dramatic as the ones in those pictures, though.
Those pictures are BANANAS. I'm never moving to Guatemala City, that's for sure.
Ugh Amy, what a crappy thing for your boss to ask of you, so shady.
Those pictures are BANANAS. I'm never moving to Guatemala City, that's for sure.
Can a Sci-Fi original movie be far behind?
Can a Sci-Fi original movie be far behind?
SHARKHOLE
I automatically went to click "Like." Damn you, FB.
From beneath you, it devours.
Poor cow! Also, yikes! I prefer to have confidence in ground beneath my feet.
