No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Jun 05, 2013 2:42:11 pm PDT #24945 of 30001
Because books.

I think that would look very elegantly "summer in the Vineyard" on you, flea. Anything you like that fits like a dream is a good thing.


Burrell - Jun 05, 2013 2:43:21 pm PDT #24946 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

can a woman who is 40 (i.e. me) wear this dress to her 26 year old half-sister's wedding?

Why the hell not? Especially if it fits like a dream. But I don't see any reason why it's not age appropriate. Then again, I live in LA so make of that what you will.


le nubian - Jun 05, 2013 2:43:23 pm PDT #24947 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

can I just say how awesome it is you have connected with your sis?


sarameg - Jun 05, 2013 2:52:25 pm PDT #24948 of 30001

Only got redacted, but got the general gist. If it is what I think it is, it would have gotten you automatically suspended and unable to walk at graduation pending a hearing where they'd decide whether to expel you. The only way you walked with an incomplete was if it was for administrivia- like the book fines mentioned.

At Taylor's graduation, the books were blank, but they picked up the actual certificates in a building next door right after. She told me you didn't even get to walk if you weren't eligible for a diploma.


Juliebird - Jun 05, 2013 2:52:51 pm PDT #24949 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

flea, it is your mission to show young lasses that 40 yo's are beautiful women who can rock a dress.

Now, if you were proposing to wear Mary Janes with knee socks and an overall/bibbed skirt, I might protest.


Atropa - Jun 05, 2013 2:53:17 pm PDT #24950 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

flea, you should wear the dress. I think it will look very elegant on you.

And anything called Striped Jillian Dress seems like a must to wear.

My only quibble with that statement is that a dress called Striped Jillian Dress should be in either black and pink, or black and white.


-t - Jun 05, 2013 2:54:30 pm PDT #24951 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is obviously true.


meara - Jun 05, 2013 3:03:40 pm PDT #24952 of 30001

I can totally see where you're coming from, flea--I'd also be more likely to wear that dress in navy stripes! Is the bow detachable? But I vote for anything that fits like a dream.


Jesse - Jun 05, 2013 3:10:29 pm PDT #24953 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I also support that dress. My only question would be if it's much shorter on you than on the model, but that's probably more of a me issue than an actual issue.

Yeah, except there's tons of people endorsing me for things they know nothing about professionally. Which is a little awkward.

Yeah, that's weird. (I mean, thanks! But a little weird.)


Jesse - Jun 05, 2013 3:15:23 pm PDT #24954 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait, does Chrome not have a pull-down on the address bar at all? (I am trying to convert myself, but that may drive me insane.)