I had a strange dream last night that I met Bob Saget, in the Rio sense, not the actual Bob Saget, and had a compulsion to explain the Saget nickname to him even though I was completely certain (even in the dream) that he already knew about it.

I wonder if Saget could be convinced to sign something Bob Saget.

Also, if I can have more coffee now.

I wonder if Saget could be convinced to sign something Bob Saget.

Now I'm tempted to find a way to find out.

Headline to cheer everybody up: Man buys toy poodles, discovers they’re actually ferrets on steroids

Is this rumour [link] out and about? I'd never heard anything like that.

No. Just no, on all levels. Come ON.

Also I cannot believe anyone thought that was a dog.

People also believed that Cher is dead, so you know--people.

Just no, on all levels. Come ON.

My sister says the Foxx level is fine, but SLJ?? Based on what?

SOMEONE IS EATING FISH HERE....

Anyone else listen to the Slate Culture Gabfest? I had no idea what June Thomas looks like until now, when I saw her little pic at the bottom of her article about hating Thatcher. [link] She is not at all what I pictured in my head, but the more I look at her, the more of course that's what she looks like!

My sister says the Foxx level is fine, but SLJ?? Based on what?

I actually don't know why I think Jamie Foxx is a pussy hound.

I mean, I guess men kissing on the mouth must be gay??????

I confess to having tuna salad for lunch but, once again, cold, no microwaves were harmed.

I had fish for lunch, but it was sushi so not all that aromatic.

She is not at all what I pictured in my head, but the more I look at her, the more of course that's what she looks like!

Wow, yeah. In my head she had long hair, I'm not really sure why. But I can totally picture her voice coming out of that picture.