I am made of medical oddities. My sinuses are little twisty labyrinths too, and the roots of my canine teeth apparently stick into the floor of my sinuses. I opted against sinus surgery, on the grounds that it works and I don't want to risk making it worse.

Steph, I would have fainted. Thank goodness for tranquillizers.

Clovis said that when you get your zombie/cyborg powers, let him know. I think he wants to discuss non-compete clauses.

My laser beam should be fully functional by Monday. Have his people talk to my people.

Oh, crap -- if I go to my cousin's Confirmation, I have to get him a present, too, huh? Oy vey.

Jesse, given the last minute nature of the invitation, I think it's entirely okay for you to plead other obligations. Unless you really want to go.

Oh, I also only had three wisdom teeth. What's up with that?

It is a fucking miracle that anyone ever manages to buy a house.

I don't really want to go, of course, but I feel a little bad that I didn't even send him a card for his 16th birthday a couple of weeks, so feel like I should go. (I'm sure he doesn't care. Due to being 16.)

What do you get people for Confirmation? I think I got rosaries and other cross-related jewelry.

Yeah, I don't think I'd get him cross jewelry, but I could get whatever and call it bday/Confirmation. You know, if I had any idea what to get this kid. Maybe some good maps -- his other grandparents got him a car.

Oh, I also only had three wisdom teeth. What's up with that?

I only had three. I think my sister just had one.

It is a fucking miracle that anyone ever manages to buy a house.

Or to sell one, in my case.