Good luck -- though you won't need it. The procedure is mostly like, well, screwing in a screw, but Very Sterile-y. And, of course, In Your Mouth.
I welcome you to the ranks of Cyborgs!
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Mar 29, 2013 4:36:11 am PDT #16474 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
brenda m - Mar 29, 2013 4:38:06 am PDT #16475 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I did the zombie part but never did get around to the cyborg upgrade.
Tim gets to drive me. I told him to write down any nonsense I say so that I can preserve it on the internet later.
It's good to plan ahead.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 4:47:49 am PDT #16476 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Man, I wish I were a zombie cyborg.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 4:48:29 am PDT #16477 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But NOT a werewolf -- that little girl in the commercial has convinced me. Too hot!
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 5:40:52 am PDT #16478 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, I borrowed my coworker's ball to sit on, and I'm pretty sure I'm doing it wrong.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2013 5:44:43 am PDT #16479 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The ball is under your butt, right?
Amy - Mar 29, 2013 5:57:12 am PDT #16480 of 30001
Because books.
They never seem high enough to me. And then, you know, I end up rolling all over the place.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2013 6:00:05 am PDT #16481 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The ball is under your butt, right?
Yes! I have that part right.
But yeah, not high enough and I keep arching my back too much. I dunno. I'm going to return it and go back to slouching in my chair.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2013 6:07:00 am PDT #16482 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wow, Raising Hope is educational tonight.
I didn't realize that singing sandwiches would be that funny.
Also, is it just me or is Garret Dillahunt WAY hotter this year than last? I can't decide if it's just that he's grown his hair out in very flattering fashion, or if he's had work done.
Strix - Mar 29, 2013 6:08:42 am PDT #16483 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Fires, hell...the Lexus of nailguns. No recoil.
Oh, erika. I love you!