I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Mar 19, 2013 6:08:00 am PDT #15264 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I was wondering if I was the only one with Buffista connectivity problems.


Jesse - Mar 19, 2013 6:08:58 am PDT #15265 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You are right, Jesse!

Exactly! I will keep my father natty if it's the last thing I do. (It won't be the last thing I do.) (He's very well-dressed, for a retired guy.)


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2013 6:10:17 am PDT #15266 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whew! I had to make adjustments to my outfit without nattering about it!

Wow. Glad it worked out.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 19, 2013 6:14:01 am PDT #15267 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This was not shaping up to be a good morning - I found a mouse in my tub first thing and discovered my windshield got broken. How am I supposed to deal without griping about it to you guys?


flea - Mar 19, 2013 6:19:43 am PDT #15268 of 30001
information libertarian

I scheduled a job interview and got all nervous about taking Dillo to a counselor tonight without you guys!

I am literally kind of shaking with anxiety. I am applying chocolate chips to see if they work. Sometimes I worry that as I get older I am getting more uptight and less able to cope with shit, rather than all wise and laid-back.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2013 6:20:03 am PDT #15269 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tom--did you fix it?

The pink button down does not close over the boobage, so I'll be wearing the light pink check trenchcoat all day instead to fulfil my pink requirement. I do expect to be alone in this endeavour.

Well, gotta go. Presentation to write. Again. More.


Tom Scola - Mar 19, 2013 6:20:55 am PDT #15270 of 30001
hwæt

I didn't do anything. I assume it was your reboot.


lisah - Mar 19, 2013 6:26:56 am PDT #15271 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

My work is making me cry. Thank goodness you all are back. I don't participate as much as I should but knowing you're here is always a comfort.


Amy - Mar 19, 2013 6:27:34 am PDT #15272 of 30001
Because books.

Deep breaths, flea. The two things are ... unrelated, right?

First, you can ace a job interview because you're flea, and you're smart and experienced and practical.

Second, the counselor will do his or her thing with Dillo. Bring a book and try to focus on it during.


Jesse - Mar 19, 2013 6:31:06 am PDT #15273 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, flea and lisah! You can do it!!