So an ATM wished me a happy birthday. A few days late, but this is the first time I've visited an ATM since before my birthday.
My first birthday wish was from the Ford dealership where I bought my Focus.
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.
'The Train Job'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 13, 2013 9:34:55 am PDT #14628 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Mar 13, 2013 9:50:30 am PDT #14629 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I cannot believe you are starting another conspiracy theory.
Everybody needs a hobby. And I can't pet the cats until I get home.
Jessica - Mar 13, 2013 10:19:13 am PDT #14630 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jorge Mario Bergoglio is our the new Pope.
Fred Pete - Mar 13, 2013 10:19:25 am PDT #14631 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Breaking news: New Pope is from Argentina. Pope Francis.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2013 10:19:40 am PDT #14632 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So the new pope is a Jesuit from Argentina -- kind of amazing. And he's going to be Pope Francis, which is also cool.
Tom Scola - Mar 13, 2013 10:19:55 am PDT #14633 of 30001
hwæt
The first Jesuit pope.
Amy - Mar 13, 2013 10:20:01 am PDT #14634 of 30001
Because books.
I wonder if it'll ever be an American.
Jessica - Mar 13, 2013 10:20:05 am PDT #14635 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Pope Francis.
House of Cards fan?
Sophia Brooks - Mar 13, 2013 10:24:08 am PDT #14636 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
It IS an American!
Trudy Booth - Mar 13, 2013 10:26:12 am PDT #14637 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Or Bono without his glasses?
I think everyone knows there are two Bonos, right? There is the original Bono with the tush and there is the tragic Bono/Yoko hybrid with the glasses.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio is our the new Pope.
I can't have been the only person here who was rooting for Pope Scola.