I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rick - Mar 13, 2013 7:27:47 am PDT #14600 of 30001

Buffista social support: You aren't an asshole! Just a dumbass!

Yet it works.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2013 7:30:05 am PDT #14601 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a fine line between social support and pedantry.


Scrappy - Mar 13, 2013 7:32:23 am PDT #14602 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

You guys are en fuego this morning.


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2013 7:37:21 am PDT #14603 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And I'm on the pedant side, nine times out of ten.

Vendor liaison keeps calling meetings, and I keep saying "Look, we asked for XYZ two years ago. If you can't give it to me now, can you explain why you said we had it two years ago?" I don't need to be in any discussions--I've been asking the same questions for two weeks now, and they keep rotating the people on the phone, but haven't hit anyone that can answer the question yet.

DUDE, YOU CAN TELL WHEN THE QUESTION ISN'T ANSWERED. Leave me alone until your internal shit is in order. And I shouldn't be the one hunting through your ticketing software to remind you what you said you did in 2010.


Trudy Booth - Mar 13, 2013 7:51:23 am PDT #14604 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I mean, some people change a lot as they age, but Paul McCartney looks exactly the same!

And that doesn't seem suspicious to you? Hmm?

I want to know why if there are multiple sets of "Beatles" why did they ever "break-up"? Just get a new John. Or give the John you've got a new Yoko. It's just poor conspiracying if you ask me.


Rick - Mar 13, 2013 7:52:34 am PDT #14605 of 30001

There's a fine line between social support and pedantry.

Notice how carefully I avoided a construction involving "your" or "you're".

Better to take no chances.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2013 7:59:45 am PDT #14606 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Notice how carefully I avoided a construction involving "your" or "you're".

Your problem is you're a dumbass, not an asshole.

We should write a grammar book.


Amy - Mar 13, 2013 8:01:55 am PDT #14607 of 30001
Because books.

We should write a grammar book.

Best grammar book ever.


Steph L. - Mar 13, 2013 8:18:56 am PDT #14608 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We should write a grammar book.

Best grammar book ever.

Only if it includes a link to download the movie of the bloodbath that will ensue when we get to the chapter titled "Oxford Comma: Bane or Blessing?"


Connie Neil - Mar 13, 2013 8:28:06 am PDT #14609 of 30001
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