One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Mar 12, 2013 9:55:46 am PDT #14520 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Which one? Suddenly I have a strong need to see Muriel's Wedding again.


Gudanov - Mar 12, 2013 9:58:40 am PDT #14521 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Dancing Queen


Jessica - Mar 12, 2013 9:59:40 am PDT #14522 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm watching footage of the JFK assassination for work. I think I'd rather have Gud's job.


le nubian - Mar 12, 2013 10:02:14 am PDT #14523 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

man, no shit.

I had "Take a Chance on Me" running through my head last weekend.


Gudanov - Mar 12, 2013 10:04:43 am PDT #14524 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Well, my next task is to review technical Wiki documentation about set-top-box portal server setup, so you might not want it.


le nubian - Mar 12, 2013 10:05:54 am PDT #14525 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

You sobered me up but good.


Jessica - Mar 12, 2013 10:05:57 am PDT #14526 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, my next task is to review technical Wiki documentation about set-top-box portal server setup, so you might not want it.

No, I mainly just want the Abba-watching part.


Tom Scola - Mar 12, 2013 10:08:07 am PDT #14527 of 30001
hwæt

A portent for the Mets new season: Mets Player Who Doesn't Wear A Cup Gets Hit In The Groin By 94 MPH Fastball.


Connie Neil - Mar 12, 2013 10:13:04 am PDT #14528 of 30001
brillig

Mets Player Who Doesn't Wear A Cup Gets Hit In The Groin By 94 MPH Fastball.

Yeah, you think you're too good for it . . . One day the King thought he didn't need to put in his cup just for fighter practice, then went up against Hubby, who's left-handed, and the King was out of practice against lefties, and he ended up curled like cooking bacon on the floor. The Queen was not pleased with him.


§ ita § - Mar 12, 2013 10:47:03 am PDT #14529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"!!!! Why do you keep kicking me in the groin?"
"Because we're fighting."
"But do you have to keep doing that?"
"As long as the target is open, yes."
"But it's not fair!"

I appealed to an outside authority (non-whiner with testicles) and his reply to my sparring partner was "You should have put on a cup before you walked in the door." "I am wearing a cup!" "Then stop complaining about being kicked in the nuts and learn to stop getting nailed."