(People really need to stop substituting "vagina" for "vulva," because, DAMN, there is a WORLD of difference.)
For real, though. I'm afraid that ship has sailed, and blame Eve Ensler.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 07, 2013 3:26:57 pm PST #14043 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Mar 07, 2013 3:31:47 pm PST #14044 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
For real, though. I'm afraid that ship has sailed, and blame Eve Ensler.
I know, damn it, but I really want people to get my anatomy right. I feel like if you can't name it properly, you don't need to be hanging out in close proximity to it.
Cass - Mar 07, 2013 3:39:02 pm PST #14045 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
It's wrong, yes, but I think the vagina / vulva ship has really sailed.
Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2013 3:40:53 pm PST #14046 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Though the vulva ship might be more of a submarine...
Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2013 3:41:19 pm PST #14047 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Little clitoris periscope...
Ginger - Mar 07, 2013 4:12:28 pm PST #14048 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
By purest chance, the author of the standard text was Edwin G. Boring.
One of the authors of my high school physics text was named Charles Elwood Dull.
le nubian, that doesn't look like anything created by a bug. Termite leavings look like sawdust. What's on the other side of that wall?
My mysterious home slow-moving disaster is water. Several weeks ago, I realized that water was squishing out between the boards of the laminate in my kitchen. It could have been going on for a while, because until I was looking at my feet and saw the water oozing out, I just thought I had splashed some water.
Googling indicated that I should take up at least part of the laminate so it could dry underneath, but I couldn't get an angle to start pulling it up because I would have had to start under the cabinets. I could have done it by destroying some flooring, but that seemed ridiculous when this started, because I thought there couldn't be that much water. I haven't had any spills that I haven't mopped up. There's no leak under the sink that I can feel. The icemaker line is not leaking. Now the boards are warping and I'm obsessing about mold and wood rot.
sarameg - Mar 07, 2013 4:14:56 pm PST #14049 of 30001
Leaky dishwasher? Fridge defrost/plugged drain thing? In any case, I think you're at the point of destroying some boards.
SuziQ - Mar 07, 2013 4:38:51 pm PST #14050 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Yesterday I would have said my knee has made huge improvements. Today, after spending the day in the office, shopping for flats, and moving furniture around at home? Not enough ice. Need more ice.
aurelia - Mar 07, 2013 4:39:07 pm PST #14051 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I managed to leave home without my phone this morning. I miss it (partly because I could be playing Words w/Friends right now) but really the biggest drawback for the day has been not knowing the time.
Burrell - Mar 07, 2013 4:44:41 pm PST #14052 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I just got the sweetest email from a student. She was in my class last semester, but she kinda crashed and burned and stopped coming. Only after the semester ended did she contact me to let me know what happened (she had gotten really sick). So I set up the paperwork to change her grade, but it took a while to all come together. But it's all resolved now, and she just sent the sweetest thank you to me. Made me a little verklempt.