Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Mar 05, 2013 6:40:10 am PST #13692 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Awesome. I wish I could say I did that on purpose, but....


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2013 6:51:21 am PST #13693 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Stephen is no longer surprised when I say, "Yeah, I know someone who makes cigar-box guitars," or "...someone who went to Moldova" or "...someone who's a law librarian," or whatever. He now assumes that if you're a Buffista, you just know everybody.

Whenever Tim needs to research something, he tells me to ask the Buffistas first.


Amy - Mar 05, 2013 6:52:44 am PST #13694 of 30001
Because books.

Tim is wise.

Heh. "Wise Tim" makes me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I really need to concentrate better today.


brenda m - Mar 05, 2013 7:10:45 am PST #13695 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Stephen is no longer surprised when I say, "Yeah, I know someone who makes cigar-box guitars," or "...someone who went to Moldova" or "...someone who's a law librarian," or whatever. He now assumes that if you're a Buffista, you just know everybody.

So much this. It's funny.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2013 7:16:46 am PST #13696 of 30001

My face is acting like a fucking barometer for this storm. Uhg.

One of our beloved developers is leaving. We may have to put the entire team on suicide watch.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2013 7:19:26 am PST #13697 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's snowing like a mofo again.

At least I took the train to work today, so I won't be stuck behind a Prius going 10 mph on the way home.


Fred Pete - Mar 05, 2013 7:56:20 am PST #13698 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

"Wise Tim" makes me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I spent 4 years with a Tim (not Steph's Tim, I'm sure) in the next office. My mind went to Monty Python more than once.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2013 8:05:03 am PST #13699 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"There are those who call me... Tim."


erikaj - Mar 05, 2013 8:32:00 am PST #13700 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I think the story about the police chief who apologized to John Lewis should be Good Stuff, too.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2013 8:53:35 am PST #13701 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Where did all you guys go??? I expected to do a bunch of catching up, and three posts. Sadface.

But I did go check why I didn't remember the Go Human Beings part of my Community shirt--they fit small, and the G and E are basically in my armpits, and the slogan is facing downwards, not out. If someone read that back to me, I'd have to smack them for impertinence. In fact, Colin was all "But, no, your breasts are really big" the other day, and it's clearly one more thing I need to file under "Don't Fight It" but...damn. I used to have one jacket I know couldn't close. Now I have at least three that I can fasten only halfway up. And, I swear, I was being sensible about my Banana Republic shirts, but they clearly changed their cut somewhere, because I have a lot of regular 8s, and some gap and some don't. The 10 petite works pretty well, though. That was a good call, even though done for the discount, not the fit.