If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Mar 03, 2013 6:11:44 pm PST #13540 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I really like Bird Pick! I had a delicious lavender tea latte there a few weeks ago.

I am sick with a code. A code that has left me with a stuffy node.


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2013 6:24:11 pm PST #13541 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I'm watching Talking Dead (by mistake, but it's kind of interesting). They do have a weird insert that takes the zombie apocalypse seriously, and they mention the rule of three, that you can't survive more than:

  • 3 minutes without air
  • 3 hours without shelter
  • 3 days without water
  • 3 weeks without food

I'm assuming the air rule is "brain without" and not breath holding, because I sure can't. But the criterion that really confuses me is the shelter one. Doesn't it need way more qualification? The same guy went on to get more confusing by explaining there are different kinds of shelter, like something to wrap around your arm like a bandage, or getting out of the elements, so what good is that as a tip for the end of civilization?


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2013 6:35:35 pm PST #13542 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Most of the things she has said seem to match the usual LA crazy

Seriously? I am glad I don't get out much--the worst I was handling was friends of friends (SOs, worse yet, so one has to nod nicely..) telling me that broccoli would cure my migraines.

Thanks for those recommendations, Burrell! I will check those places out--they look like they might be on my way home from work.

Shame the Slauson/Sepulveda exit (at least northbound) has disappeared from the 405. Do you reckon it'd be easier to get off early or late? The exit signs split the difference and do both.


Burrell - Mar 03, 2013 6:54:34 pm PST #13543 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

For the mall I usually get off at Jefferson, then turn on Slauson. Or you can take the 405 to the 90E, which basically ends at Slauson and dumps you right by the mall.


Typo Boy - Mar 03, 2013 7:16:52 pm PST #13544 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

In LA or other mild climates I'd think you could survive quite a long while like shelter if it was during a period free of rain (which in LA is lots of the time). Assuming lack of shelter did not get you eaten by Zombies. I knew one guy who saved most of his salary and slept on Redondo beach during the spring and summer and much of the fall in LA during the 80s. He rented during the winter. He must have some alternative to Beach when during his beach season. From what I gather, much of the time the nights were warm, and he did not even wrap the blanket around him. (There were showers at the beach he could use - and he bicycled to work and kept his clothes at work). At any rate from what you say the "Talking Dead" folks would have defined the blanket he lay down on as "shelter" - but that is really stretching things.

The guy ultimately used his savings to start a liquor store in Redondo Beach which was fairly successful.


Kat - Mar 03, 2013 7:20:48 pm PST #13545 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I think it's shelter to avoid the zombies! You can live unsheltered for quite a while.


Ginger - Mar 03, 2013 7:44:39 pm PST #13546 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It must be shelter from zombies, because you can live outside without shelter in Atlanta for about 345 days a year. Not comfortably, mind you, but the weather won't kill you.

The food and water thing is highly variable depending on climate and activity.

For Jilli: In looking up the prices on my edition of Mary Poppins, I found one [link] signed to "Jilian." There but for an L and a time machine....


Atropa - Mar 03, 2013 7:53:54 pm PST #13547 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And, Jilli? An IO9er told me to tell you that you look beautiful (I figured it was okay to use that photo to show the RDJ cosplay since you'd made it a tumblr post--hope that wasn't an error in judgement--I'm sure you have more readers than that segment of io9, though).

Aww, tell them thank you for me!

Also, I buy a lot of tea from David's Tea.

For Jilli: In looking up the prices on my edition of Mary Poppins, I found one [link] signed to "Jilian." There but for an L and a time machine....

Ooooh. Hello yet another thing to covet.


beth b - Mar 03, 2013 8:16:09 pm PST #13548 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We watched 'return to oz' because of all the talk. I was warned, but how could that be a Disney movie?


DavidS - Mar 03, 2013 8:21:46 pm PST #13549 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was warned, but how could that be a Disney movie?

They were rather adrift in the seventies, and like a lot of studios were willing to let adventurous young creative types come in and make interesting movies. The Disney brand was at an all time low at that period - barely even a studio.

Hard to believe now, but they were down to live action Love Bug sequels and The Great Mouse Detective.