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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Mar 02, 2013 6:03:59 am PST #13353 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My niece only knows that song from Community. She likes it without irony.

For several years it was my favourite song, taking the title from Jona Lewie's "Louise" (and before that, Abba's "SOS"). Now when I hear it there may be some wincing involved, but there are still echoes of my former affection. ("Louise", let it be noted, is still a cracking number.)

Meanwhile, I've recently come to the realisation that it's finally happened. I'm old. For the last couple of months it seems there's no song currently on the charts that I could claim to enjoy. Kids these days.

On a not completely unrelated note, today I took the opportunity of the drive to Ryan's Chinese lesson to introduce him to Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon. It has proven to be quite happily three-year old amenable.


-t - Mar 02, 2013 6:21:02 am PST #13354 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2013 6:35:07 am PST #13355 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Curiously, Emmett has recently discovered the oldies station so instead of pummeling me with Metallica and Zeppelin whenever he gets in the car, he's been doing sing alongs with Hall and Oates.

His previous obsession was with Grunge.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2013 6:54:18 am PST #13356 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cass, you've summed it up so well that the other 14.5 minutes might just be "And pat yourselves on the back." All I need is an animated slide, and I'm good to go...

asked to come in early and not leave our desks, so we didn't walk by the Board meeting

Ah, damn! That's pretty funny. I actually got the opportunity to sit down in front of the big head honcho and tell him that no one came within two floors of us (and that if they did--IT--the bar is low), and he agreed, but the rules don't change--that makes it sting more. But I don't think that's a good enough reason to to flip management the finger.

If you're on the 12th floor a tie isn't enough--you also need a suit jacket, and you can take it off to sit down, but you can't leave your desk without putting it back on. Apparently the Marketing team on 12 is all prepped with any potential visitor's name and facts about their company so they can make small talk if approached randomly. I would fear that there are only two or three conversations to be had, though, and too many people.

"Mostly" business casual is sufficiently ruined by not being consistent, as well as the understanding that we're faking it for the visit (they MUST know--it's ridiculous)--I don't understand why this happens about once a month anymore.

Also, I really want tie pins now. They look cool.


Typo Boy - Mar 02, 2013 7:09:29 am PST #13357 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Mostly when I don't like contemporary music I find it come down to: "Damn kids these days and their quiet music!"


Pix - Mar 02, 2013 7:11:01 am PST #13358 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

We have so many samoas it's ridiculous. Last weekend at the end of boothing we had 20 boxes leftover. I cannot tell you how ridiculous my house looked that day -- boxes of cookies and envelopes of cash everywhere. Ask Kristin or Drew, if you don't believe me.

I can verify this.

But also, tonight we are hosting a game night for a bunch of people in the theatre company that Drew's on the board for (most awkward sentence construction ever), and I'm thinking I may need to restock. Hm.

I don't suppose you have any more of those lemon ones?


le nubian - Mar 02, 2013 8:05:35 am PST #13359 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, this morning I got the bright idea of looking at last month's Discover card statement to see if there were fraudulent charges (my adventures earlier this week discovered fraud in this month's transactions). Lo and behold!

Some crook bought a couple of southwest airlines tix, a shit-ton of Legos and bought some shit at a Christian Center in FL. Damn. Anyway, had to call Discover back and add more stuff to the fraud case.


javachik - Mar 02, 2013 8:17:26 am PST #13360 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

A Christian center....?


Jesse - Mar 02, 2013 8:18:17 am PST #13361 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Kat, I would be happy to take a box or two of Samoas, depending on how much shipping would be.

Meanwhile, I've recently come to the realisation that it's finally happened. I'm old. For the last couple of months it seems there's no song currently on the charts that I could claim to enjoy. Kids these days.

Semi-relatedly, my coworker went to the Today Show on vacation last week, and there was a Flo Rida concert, and she had never heard of him. In trying to explain something about who he was, I told the story of when he was on the Ellen show and made it rain in the audience. Half my coworkers didn't know that meant throwing money in the air, either! I am well in touch with The Kids Today, apparently.

as well as the understanding that we're faking it for the visit (they MUST know--it's ridiculous)

That's the part that kills me, traditionally. At least in this job, I don't have to dress up for someone else's meeting.


le nubian - Mar 02, 2013 8:20:05 am PST #13362 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

A Christian center....?

right? I thought they called them "churches", but apparently I'm a godless freak who doesn't know Jesus.