You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 28, 2012 4:23:29 pm PDT #7279 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

And read metric fuckloads of Avengers fic.

Did you read Holli's Steve versus the Hipsters fic?


Jesse - May 28, 2012 4:24:05 pm PDT #7280 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He is most self sufficient and able to solve his [own] problems. Thomas [ranked] in the 99th percentile of his class on his Readiness test.


aurelia - May 28, 2012 4:24:08 pm PDT #7281 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I need to see these Malkovich ads. I think creepy is a hobby for him.

I see all kinds of stuff in fic especially

Oh, the homonyms. I see peek/peak confusion a lot. And words that aren't quite homonyms, but close enough to make me wonder if the writer is using voice recognition software and not really editing.

I once read the term "gestational fortitude" instead of "intestinal fortitude" in a fanfic

That stuff is the best. Too damn funny.


Cashmere - May 28, 2012 4:25:17 pm PDT #7282 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

In crazy family news, my cousin, who is four years younger than me (37) is now a grandmother. She was a mom at 16. Five kids. *shudder*


tommyrot - May 28, 2012 4:25:22 pm PDT #7283 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thanks, Jesse!


tommyrot - May 28, 2012 4:26:00 pm PDT #7284 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She was a mom at 16. Five kids. *shudder*

I'm kidless at 47, and I shudder as well.


Zenkitty - May 28, 2012 4:26:06 pm PDT #7285 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've seen "taken for granite" too many times.


Strix - May 28, 2012 4:26:52 pm PDT #7286 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesse, if it's not too personal, what size is that dress? It's gorgeous! I am a 10. If it would fit, and it's not too dear, I would be interested, if you could wait until we get our state refund.

I had a prof -- an ENGLISH prof!! -- who consistently mispronounced prowess "prowness." Drove me batshit, and I finally corrected him, and he told me I was wrong. Same prof who accused me of plagiarizing because a sophomore "couldn't write such a sophisticated analysis."

I DESPISED him.

"Taunt" stomachs...or "pull it taunt"...I've encountered those and it's verra annoying.

And I will never forget how appalled I was when I read that Anita Blake was wearing a "midrift" baring shirt in the first book -- several times. GRRR.


Tom Scola - May 28, 2012 4:27:16 pm PDT #7287 of 30001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

I need to see these Malkovich ads.

[link]


Jesse - May 28, 2012 4:27:27 pm PDT #7288 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, Jesse!

Reading handwriting is my superpower.

In crazy family news, my cousin, who is four years younger than me (37) is now a grandmother.

Yikes.