No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Apr 12, 2012 11:04:03 am PDT #623 of 30001

Ooh, that sounds delicious. I am baking some frozen salmon and I just roasted some asparagus. But it is TAKING TOO LONG.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2012 11:05:59 am PDT #624 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'll be observing National Grilled Cheese day tomorrow, as today's meals were already planned out.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2012 11:10:42 am PDT #625 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dear plants: STOP HAVING SEX.

Are you people sure that trepanation is a bad plan? 'Cos it's sounding really attractive right now.


-t - Apr 12, 2012 11:13:46 am PDT #626 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I didn't have grilled cheese, but I did have fried mac & cheese bites. Does that count?

I'll allow it.* It's got the essence of grilled cheese: cheese+starch+frying.

'*My ruling carries no weight with the National Grilled Cheese Council and cannot be used in official correspondence.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2012 11:14:17 am PDT #627 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Are you people sure that trepanation is a bad plan? 'Cos it's sounding really attractive right now.

Somebody needs to invent a roto-rooter for sinuses.


Calli - Apr 12, 2012 11:14:57 am PDT #628 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I celebrated yesterday with a quesadilla.


Gudanov - Apr 12, 2012 11:15:24 am PDT #629 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Dear plants: STOP HAVING SEX.

Playas gona pollinate.


tommyrot - Apr 12, 2012 11:17:21 am PDT #630 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dear plants: STOP HAVING SEX.

Are you people sure that trepanation is a bad plan? 'Cos it's sounding really attractive right now.

Trepanation in this case would result in snot all over the floor, walls and ceiling.


Consuela - Apr 12, 2012 11:17:22 am PDT #631 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Somebody needs to invent a roto-rooter for sinuses.

My dad had his sinuses rooted. Now he can't really smell anymore. I consider this an unsatisfying tradeoff.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2012 11:18:40 am PDT #632 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Are you people sure that trepanation is a bad plan?

I am on board with trepanation.