Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 21, 2012 3:31:15 pm PDT #6132 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My signature has my whole first name, and then T and complete scribbles.

My mom eventually changed to a print "t" instead of a script "t" because everyone thought her last name was Gaylor. After 20 years, it still looks forced, as does her middle initial, which she added after she had a welfare client of the same name try to take out a mortgage in her identity.


Sophia Brooks - May 21, 2012 3:32:00 pm PDT #6133 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Because it deserves a single post-

Cass- I am so sorry about Kittenish and am sending much ma to you and to your father.


Atropa - May 21, 2012 3:34:00 pm PDT #6134 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete occasionally gets mock-cross about how illegible my signature is. "Venters is a fine name! It should be written clearly!"

Which is to say, you can make out a V, E, and N, and sometimes even a T. Otherwise, it's swoopy lines.


§ ita § - May 21, 2012 3:34:59 pm PDT #6135 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have also modified my signature so that I can write out my surname without lifting pen from paper--that was an important exercise in high school--full signature, legible, only lifting the pen off the paper twice. I'm not going through that shit again for some new surname. He can have mine.


askye - May 21, 2012 3:36:00 pm PDT #6136 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I've occasionally misspelled my name when I was signing it. Normally I just go for a big A and then a scrawl afterwards. My dad's signature looks like a stylized M. There's no M in his name.


Tom Scola - May 21, 2012 3:41:07 pm PDT #6137 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

When I was in my late thirties, I closed an account at a credit union that I opened when I was in my early teens, almost 25 years earlier. They pulled a copy of my signature when I opened the account, and my it looked exactly the same as it does now.


-t - May 21, 2012 3:41:39 pm PDT #6138 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

See, my maiden name and married name (which I didn't legally change to but use in some social stations) are both S-squiggle-ff. Convenient!

I actually have several possible signatures because I experimented a lot with my handwriting and calligraphy in high school. I try to be consistent on legal documents, which is the mostly squiggle. I do wish I had some kind of occasion to bust out the Cyrrilic signature, though, it looks cool.


Steph L. - May 21, 2012 3:55:45 pm PDT #6139 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tim, who has a 9-letter German last name, signs his full name as a "T" and one long squiggly dash. I can forge his signature SO EASILY.

Of course, I don't really have any *need* to, but I like knowing that I can.


Jesse - May 21, 2012 3:59:38 pm PDT #6140 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a coworker whose first name started with an A whose signature was basically a star and a squiggle. I'm sure she came up with it at 13 or whenever the rest of us did, and it just makes me laugh.


Amy - May 21, 2012 4:01:13 pm PDT #6141 of 30001
Because books.

My dad's initials are two Hs, so he used to draw two vertical lines, and then a horizontal one through them. Not for legal stuff, though.