Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 16, 2012 6:08:50 pm PDT #5388 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So I made further inquiries into Emmett's adventures at the Quinceneara.

Me: So tell me about the girl you kissed at the Quinceneara?

Emmett: Which one?

Me: How many did you kiss?

Emmett: ::holds up hand with three fingers::

Yeah, I guess he had a good time.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2012 6:11:30 pm PDT #5389 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.


le nubian - May 16, 2012 6:13:14 pm PDT #5390 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Emmett has done better at the Q than I did during my entire teenage years. No lie.


juliana - May 16, 2012 6:14:50 pm PDT #5391 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I think Loki switches genders occasionally. Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?

Loki gave birth to Slepnir, an eight-legged horse that became the mount of Odin, as well as the first of the ogres. He also fathered Fenrir, the God-devouring wolf, Jormungandr, the Earth-encircling serpent, and Hel, the Queen of the Underworld.

/Norse history geek


billytea - May 16, 2012 6:15:59 pm PDT #5392 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Emmett has done as well as I have during my entire life.


Dana - May 16, 2012 6:16:51 pm PDT #5393 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2012 6:18:24 pm PDT #5394 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Loki also wears a fetching pair of horns.


amych - May 16, 2012 6:20:33 pm PDT #5395 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The giving birth to an eight-legged horse thing was definitely not in the movie. I'm pretty sure there would've been freaky-assed fic about that.


lisah - May 16, 2012 6:21:26 pm PDT #5396 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I named Swifty "Swifty" because he seemed kind of slow when I first met him at the Greensboro SPCA. You know, like how a big guy would be nicknamed "Tiny!"


shrift - May 16, 2012 6:22:31 pm PDT #5397 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.

I'm gonna pretend that sarameg's cat is fandom's new woobie. It helps me feel better about their life choices, you know?