Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - May 15, 2012 5:48:42 pm PDT #5194 of 30001
brillig

re: the link--why? Is it photoshopped? Did someone create a wall of many orifices? If there's supposed to be an artistic statement, what is it?


DavidS - May 15, 2012 5:50:01 pm PDT #5195 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is it photoshopped?

Nope. It's a mutation.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 5:54:16 pm PDT #5196 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it photoshopped?

I don't want to know what you know...

Okay, I'm working on a picture to make up for it. I swear. I have to go work.


sarameg - May 15, 2012 6:15:47 pm PDT #5197 of 30001

I don't like certain rites of passage of a certain age. OTOH, as I was feeling morose about that, Pumpkin, another rite of passage (You Are Still A Sucker) leapt onto the banister to 5 steps ahead of me and ran into the bathroom, expecting I'd scoop her up and give her a mauling. So there is joy in it too.


bon bon - May 15, 2012 6:19:55 pm PDT #5198 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Lisah, I'm very sorry. That sucks.


Sue - May 15, 2012 6:36:13 pm PDT #5199 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I'm so sorry about Swifty, Lisa.


Sue - May 15, 2012 6:36:14 pm PDT #5200 of 30001
hip deep in pie

le nubian - May 15, 2012 6:47:47 pm PDT #5201 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

was anyone else highly amused by the juxtaposition of ita's most recent link (NSFW) and a response to her about "morning glory muffins?"

I lost my shit laughing.


Connie Neil - May 15, 2012 6:50:44 pm PDT #5202 of 30001
brillig

I certainly went there. And then I backed away very quickly.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2012 6:56:38 pm PDT #5203 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

In other news, I am making my first attempt at braising a beef roast. I ate a full dinner hours ago and the smell of it cooking is still making my mouth water.

Question: when it's done, would there be any problem with me using the excess fluid in place of plain water for making couscous?