Ima start a kickstarter for this project.
For $50, you can kick a troll in the junk!
I AM SO IN.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2012 10:49:38 am PDT #14007 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN
Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 10:52:44 am PDT #14008 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I feel like it would be cathartic for so many people.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 10:53:33 am PDT #14009 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But you can't strike men in the groin. It's mean.
Also, didn't Kevin Smith do that already?
Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 10:59:30 am PDT #14010 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
What if it was just a kick in the ass? Everyone has an ass.
Atropa - Jul 15, 2012 11:03:35 am PDT #14011 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Ima start a kickstarter for this project.
I'm in. I would love to do this.
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 11:04:15 am PDT #14012 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, as long as you worked out rights issues with Jay and Silent Bob, you should be okay.
I love this video of Zachary Levi selling himself for charity, and then getting bought: [link]
Jessica - Jul 15, 2012 11:06:08 am PDT #14013 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Also, didn't Kevin Smith do that already?
Yeah, in a movie. No actual crotches were kicked, so I think Allyson's on solid ground.
Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 11:06:34 am PDT #14014 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think I'm funnier than Jay and Silent Bob, though. They don't own the concept of kicking trolls in the pants.
One of those two sentences may be too bold.
Allyson - Jul 15, 2012 11:11:09 am PDT #14015 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Atropa - Jul 15, 2012 11:15:29 am PDT #14016 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think I'm funnier than Jay and Silent Bob, though. They don't own the concept of kicking trolls in the pants.
Both of those sentences are true.