'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 05, 2011 10:03:12 am PST #9975 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ha! That thing I said was a major issue? Is a major issue. That solution I proposed would solve everything? Solves everything.

Oh, people, listen to me more. IJS.


Tom Scola - Dec 05, 2011 10:06:35 am PST #9976 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

How the ‘World’s Most Expensive Car Crash’ happened.


Atropa - Dec 05, 2011 10:08:16 am PST #9977 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, how do you feel about these? I'm entranced, but I don't know if I could wear them.

I love the idea of the paper false lashes, but I can't imagine anyone wearing them except for photo shoots.


Amy - Dec 05, 2011 10:09:38 am PST #9978 of 30001
Because books.

Oh my. Chobani Mango Yogurt? NOM.


Jesse - Dec 05, 2011 10:12:45 am PST #9979 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! That thing I said was a major issue? Is a major issue. That solution I proposed would solve everything? Solves everything.

::applause::


SuziQ - Dec 05, 2011 10:20:21 am PST #9980 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

It is a Christmas miracle. KCD just stopped by so I could go over his response to the $286,000 tax bill he got (we, jointly, only owe $360). We had a fairly productive talk about the past tax stuff, future tax stuff, and child support money in general. He still owes me money, but at least he doesn't go on the full defensive when we talk about it. I'm kinda shocked. Scratch that, VERY shocked.


le nubian - Dec 05, 2011 10:23:45 am PST #9981 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

how is he going to pay $286K?


SuziQ - Dec 05, 2011 10:28:37 am PST #9982 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

He doesn't owe that much, just the $360. Which we will split. They tried to hit him with the full house sales price as taxable gain when the true gain is below the exclusion amount. You aren't supposed to report the sale if you don't have a taxable gain. So the whole thing is really stupid. I really wanted to attach that part of the tax code to the response letter.


§ ita § - Dec 05, 2011 10:31:48 am PST #9983 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How the ‘World’s Most Expensive Car Crash’ happened.

Yeah, it's really heartbreaking. That, you know, all those cars were damaged. I know it's Jalopnik, but damn--cold.


Jessica - Dec 05, 2011 10:50:15 am PST #9984 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Can we abolish the DMV and give all their money to the USPS?

Signed, wasted 4 fucking hours this morning waiting in line only to be told I couldn't register my car without ORIGINAL signatures from both owners, which raises the question WHY THE FUCK DID THE FIRST GUY TELL ME TO GET FAXED ONES???