I know I feel better if I just do anything, but just trying to force myself to take a shower right now is making me cry.
Maybe reward yourself after the shower with a line of cocaine. Maybe no hookers, but just some blow to get you going.
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I know I feel better if I just do anything, but just trying to force myself to take a shower right now is making me cry.
Maybe reward yourself after the shower with a line of cocaine. Maybe no hookers, but just some blow to get you going.
I need to start cleaning.
I bought xmas lights. Let's see if I put them up before Xmas....
shockingly my therapist hasn't suggested hard drugs.
I need to get off the sofa and go to the bank while it is still open, which gives me 2 hours. I wonder if I will make it.
Hec's advice is SO Eighties!!!
Hee.
I got a few worky related things done yesterday, booked the return M flight to PA and was useless the rest of the day. My headache turned into a major migraine, and I doubles up on my Ambien (bad med taker, no cookie) to sleep through it. Which I did. I have a mild twinge, but it's going away with coffee.
I have to clean this mess of an office today -- seriously, it's totalled -- do some work, write, and then go to my friend's casual bday party at a local pizzeria/bar tonight.
Also, re: gift buying? My sister persuaded me to sign up for Target's Red Debit card, AIFG!! You don't have to add money to it; it connects to your bank account so you just swipe it at Target and have 5% off your total purchases every time, and when you use it on-line, you get free regular shipping. FREE SHIPPING! There's no fee. I love it like fire. I've already ordered my in-law's gifts that way; the first one arrived yesterday, and I ordered it on Monday.
Can someone explain to me Korean Tacos? There's a place opening by work on Monday!
Tortillas filled with meat or tofu in a Korean-style sauce, topped with shredded cabbage and carrots and onions and stuff, I think.
Bulgogi tacos, Tom!
..I'm so hungry, but having brunch in 45 minutes. Or so. Hmm.
I was supposed to have FACE LASERS today (yes, I hear it in all caps in my head) but then the doctor who was supposed to give the sign-off wasn't there. Oops. So they gave me a free peel instead, and rescheduled the FACE LASER.
I also need to clean. I don't get it... The house was clean last week, so what happened?
Dark Brownies. They're the Dark Elf equivalent of regular helpful Brownies -- they actually bring in the trash from other houses to mess yours up....
That makes a scary amount of sense, Theo.