Jayne is a girl's name.

River ,'Trash'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2011 10:52:46 pm PST #9648 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey Steph, do you still have sawhorses or some sort of other substantial standing frames or equipment out in your yard? It occurred to me that if you wanted to maybe make the place more worrisome to people who might be casing the neighborhood, asking someone from the police force or a gun range for some used paper targets to pin up might do the trick.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2011 12:09:26 am PST #9649 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, I am so continually dehydrated. I dunno what's up with that. I cannot get enough to drink. And I'm at the ER, so they're about to make that worse. But I do really like the little bottles of apple juice.

I can overhear a cop talk about double tap training. Shoot till they're down. Don't shoot unless you want them not to get up.


lisah - Dec 03, 2011 3:00:58 am PST #9650 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

No xmas parade this year. We will miss it but Vacation!


sarameg - Dec 03, 2011 3:07:07 am PST #9651 of 30001

Aw! Then I won't bother. Even if it isn't as cold this year.

Yeash, I slept with both arms stretched above my head for reasons unexplained. Achy, achy.


Kat - Dec 03, 2011 3:20:00 am PST #9652 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

That's killer on the shoulders.

Dehydration is bad.

Nudgy students re: papers is very bad (I'm up at 4 AM grading).

msbelle, I cannot picture the image you are looking for and the only platinum blonde model from the 80s I can really recall is Sara Stockbridge, but she wasn't pixie cut.


Fiona - Dec 03, 2011 3:37:50 am PST #9653 of 30001

Who's doing an Advent Caledar this year? We just started our Playmobil calendar last night and Matilda is jazzed about it.

B. has a Lego Star Wars, C. has a Playmobil. Made just down the road from our house!


Theodosia - Dec 03, 2011 4:02:59 am PST #9654 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

We never had Advent calendars when I was a kid. I swear, my parents were the most unimaginative couple ever, who pretty much thought that if they provided a backyard and a swingset their kids were set for entertainment forever after.


Jessica - Dec 03, 2011 4:14:10 am PST #9655 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I updated Dylan's iPod with the Angry Birds Seasons Christmas level that opens like an Advent calendar. Since we're Jewish, I'm assuming that's close enough?


Calli - Dec 03, 2011 4:29:51 am PST #9656 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm enjoying the Advent calendar over at Sherlockology. [link]


Kat - Dec 03, 2011 4:35:29 am PST #9657 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My mom just called, which got my heart racing. I thought something had gone awry with my dad. But no. She forgot about the time difference.