Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 30, 2011 12:59:46 pm PST #9329 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of happy kittens...I just taught my manager llama drama. I don't even know anymore. But she's pretty good, as far as I can tell.


Jesse - Nov 30, 2011 1:15:12 pm PST #9330 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People are a mess, I am jealous of Sue, and Allyson is not a loser. I'm pretty sure that's all I've got from today.


Sheryl - Nov 30, 2011 1:35:15 pm PST #9331 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

When did I become the person at work who knows where everything is, and how do I stop it? (I don't know the location of everything, but it is assumed I do)


Consuela - Nov 30, 2011 1:40:00 pm PST #9332 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gah, I have spent hours yesterday and today rewriting a contractor's report. The actual sentence construction is crap, and the organizational structure doesn't make sense, AND they're making no effort to use critical-thinking skills. It's all really intellectualized and hypothetical, without site-specific data.

They're going to hate me. And they're already complaining about the budget, god knows why--from this analysis, it doesn't look like they've done that much.

OTOH, I'm kind of having fun; it's the kind of work I used to do a lot of and not so much anymore.


Connie Neil - Nov 30, 2011 1:42:05 pm PST #9333 of 30001
brillig

I had no idea! There is a growing clandestine world of pork cooks in Israel, and a retired cardiologist has put out a pork cookbook.

[link]

From the bacontoday website.


JenP - Nov 30, 2011 1:48:57 pm PST #9334 of 30001

I did make soup with magnets yesterday, so that's something.

That's just cool. Also, unrelated to magnets, but related to -t's cookings, chopped liver sounds DELICIOUS. People should stop using it as a negative comparison. Chopped liver, baby!

Cash, your cut and color (and you!) are gorgeous.

There was more, but I forget.


Consuela - Nov 30, 2011 1:55:04 pm PST #9335 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

... and the advantage of completely reorganizing this report's analysis section is that I have found a bunch of inconsistencies, and some assertions without citations or grounding. Oh, they are going to so hate me.


Cass - Nov 30, 2011 1:57:02 pm PST #9336 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

People should stop using it as a negative comparison. Chopped liver, baby!

When people say I am treating them like chopped liver, I often think, "Hmm, I don't think I like you THAT much." Because chopped liver is deliciousness.


DavidS - Nov 30, 2011 2:05:07 pm PST #9337 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, a terrible player in the major leagues is still incredibly good compared to 99.9% of the population.

Any major leaguer is one of the five hundred best players in the world, give or take the top 10% of the Japanese leagues, some guys on the Cuban team, and the top 25 prospects in the minors.


§ ita § - Nov 30, 2011 2:20:16 pm PST #9338 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Chopped liver is gross. You people are sick and clueless and weird.

One plane trip to visit my mother I sat next to and exchanged numbers with the #121 ranked male tennis player in the world. My mother was all "121? WhatEVER."

I'm like "HE'S WORLD RANKED. I WILL NEVER BE WORLD RANKED AT ANYTHING." OMG. Just because she has her niche in the world of things doesn't mean I can't drool.

I just thought to look! My cousin is currently ranked #94 in the world in doubles!

While I was at Fry's I almost fell prey to their checkout tempters--they had photo album keychains. Luckily they only had the 120 pic ones in horrible colours, so it stopped me, but would that be a good idea? Buy my parents and my sister photo album keychains and load them up with family pics and other photos I've taken, as a stocking stuffer equivalent?