Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Nov 30, 2011 8:26:17 am PST #9255 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Fucking magnet soup, how does it work?


Zenkitty - Nov 30, 2011 8:27:29 am PST #9256 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The magnets pull all the toxins out of your body as they pass through.


Strix - Nov 30, 2011 8:32:08 am PST #9257 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I saw the coolest book when we were out shopping yesterday, and thought of Jilli, and of other Buffistas. It's this coolly drawn, interactive book, "There Was An Old Lady That Swallowed a Fly": [link]


-t - Nov 30, 2011 8:33:37 am PST #9258 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Cool! How do you do that?

With a magnetic induction cooker. It sounds cooler to just say I cook with magnets.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 30, 2011 8:36:58 am PST #9259 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I saw the coolest book when we were out shopping yesterday, and thought of Jilli, and of other Buffistas. It's this coolly drawn, interactive book, "There Was An Old Lady That Swallowed a Fly"

Wouldn't there be a Jilli-font in there somewhere?


Toddson - Nov 30, 2011 8:38:19 am PST #9260 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Making soup with magnets sounds like a modernized version of "Stone Soup".


Allyson - Nov 30, 2011 8:50:24 am PST #9261 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Uh, did I know we'd been namechecked in a webcomic?

I bought a signed print.

I'm not making my proposal deadline and feel like a failure, that I've lost my writing mojo, and am in general a complete loser.

To solve this, I am going to eat cake for breakfast, go into the bathroom for a good cry, and try to get through my workday.


Burrell - Nov 30, 2011 9:05:28 am PST #9262 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Allyson, whatever happens with that deadline, you are a writer, and a damn good one!


§ ita § - Nov 30, 2011 9:07:02 am PST #9263 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think that missing a writing deadline has yet made someone a bad person. Think how unlikely it would be for you to be the first, Allyson! That's how I manage that.

I'm so not a psychologist.


Cashmere - Nov 30, 2011 9:07:49 am PST #9264 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

This one, Allyson? Cause that's AWESOME.

Sick kids at home involves lots of Angry Birds, crackers and Sprite.