Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2011 3:33:12 pm PST #9130 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That is so adorable, sarameg.

I love this mugshot. I'd like to be that...sassy if I get busted for anything. Just not that...recalcitrant.


Amy - Nov 29, 2011 3:35:11 pm PST #9131 of 30001
Because books.

Aw, sarameg. Kids are pretty awesome sometimes.

I felt inappropriately touched on the internet and had to close the window.

I thought I was going to be swallowed up by that woman's armpit.


smonster - Nov 29, 2011 3:37:29 pm PST #9132 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aww, that card. So sweet.


Anne W. - Nov 29, 2011 3:37:55 pm PST #9133 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That is so sweet, sarameg.


tommyrot - Nov 29, 2011 3:41:05 pm PST #9134 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone want to see some NSFW shoes?

[link]

Dezeen in Israel: these high-heeled shoes that look like inflatable sex dolls are part of a collection of footwear by Tel Aviv designer Kobi Levi.

The Blow shoes were designed to highlight how high heels are synonymous with sex and accompany a second pair where the heel illustrates the act of sex itself.

eta:

Both designs challenge us to reflect on the common usage of sexual icons and imageries in the everyday media.

Well OK then.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2011 3:45:08 pm PST #9135 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

XXX is a vulgar extreme close-up display of a sexual act, disguised as a basic high heel shoe in a neutral, harmless, nude color

Oh, hey, load your language a little more, why don't you?


Steph L. - Nov 29, 2011 4:04:29 pm PST #9136 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Jesse! Don't go to that place on the internet!

Shit.

Too late, probably.

It was too late! That place was terrifying!!

Ugh, that gave me hives.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2011 4:05:51 pm PST #9137 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I'm on the record as a flip flop hater, but I'd almost wear these. And now I'm sucked down the rabbit hole of weirdy shoes.


Jesse - Nov 29, 2011 4:05:59 pm PST #9138 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's really sweet, Sara.

do you not like hugs?

Not...casually, no.


askye - Nov 29, 2011 4:11:02 pm PST #9139 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

sarameg, I'm so sorry to hear about Mister Kitty. I was about 300 posts behind and as I was reading hoping that you would have more time with MK, I'm sorry you didn't. But I'm glad to hear he had a peaceful passing.