And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 29, 2011 8:44:42 am PST #9077 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

which I feel like means that some kids will get shafted and feel bad when they all open them together at school.

Yeah. Or else some santas will worry about that and end up getting a present that's too expensive....

ION, random stuff from my Thanksgiving:

I had to explain to my youngest son Mason (who's in third grade) that not everyone has the internet in their house or apartment. (For example--his grandparents.) Mason also told me that Gizmo (from the Gremlins movie) and Yoda are the same species. And while praying, he thanked God for making Yoda.

And my family got into a discussion as to why Tiny Tim wore adult diapers. So I said, "See, Mom, this is why you need the internet. So we can resolve arguments like this."`


Jesse - Nov 29, 2011 8:49:27 am PST #9078 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or else some santas will worry about that and end up getting a present that's too expensive....

I feel confident that both things will happen, but realize there's nothing I can do about it. Ah well. My kid will be happy with my $15 gift!


Jean A. - Nov 29, 2011 8:54:12 am PST #9079 of 30001

Yeah, I suppose I'm not lurking so much anymore, but I still feel like a lurker. Trying to get over that.

I'm glad Pumpkin is keeping you on your toes, sarameg. I think unfinished basements must be like Disneyland to cats.


meara - Nov 29, 2011 9:07:41 am PST #9080 of 30001

I have a bad feeling about today. I was going to try to be productive, but shit keeps happening.

Like I woke up to a bad email from Atlanta, and then managed to break a wineglass all over while making breakfast (which did not include wine), and realized I have to fly out on Sunday for my trips next week (don't wanna!) and some ridiculous work stuff is being annoying (people! quit calling someone else who calls someone else who calls someone else, and just make a decision and communicate it to everyone via cc!), and the phone interview I had yesterday hasn't emailed or called to set up a real interview, and mostly my head all "I'm fat and horrible and no one will ever love me"

Hatey rage spiral. And I still haven't cleaned up that broken wineglass.


Sue - Nov 29, 2011 9:09:10 am PST #9081 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I'm so sorry sara.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2011 9:14:21 am PST #9082 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

while making breakfast (which did not include wine)

Maybe it should have, seriously.

I'm trying to set up my sister's laptop, and I've already forgotten one of the passwords. Jesus. Writing the rest down, and looking for a user-friendly password manager for her (me).


sarameg - Nov 29, 2011 9:15:37 am PST #9083 of 30001

(which did not include wine)

I think that might have been the problem....


Beverly - Nov 29, 2011 9:17:37 am PST #9084 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(((meara))) Days like that should be outlawed.

sara, I've known MK almost as long as I've known you and Devi. I remember when you plotted to 'nap him after you kept him for his absent then-staff. He had a fabulous life with you, and he damn well knew it. He'll leave a gap, I know. But you did the best by him that any human could have done.

All good and healing thoughts to Grace, her moms, and her medical team today.


Atropa - Nov 29, 2011 9:21:16 am PST #9085 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm so sorry, sara.


Kate P. - Nov 29, 2011 9:29:27 am PST #9086 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, sara, I'm so sorry. You gave him a wonderful life, and did right by him all the way to the very end.

(Man, I hope nobody comes by my cubicle for the next few minutes. I'm really not sure how I'd explain the tears in my eyes.)

And many good thoughts to Grace and her moms today.