Spike: Taking up smoking, are you? Harmony: I am a villain, Spike. Hello!

Spike/Harm ,'Help'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Nov 26, 2011 3:53:04 pm PST #8646 of 30001

Damn, sarameg, just reading that made me tired.


sarameg - Nov 26, 2011 4:10:46 pm PST #8647 of 30001

I still have to retrieve the last of the laundry and make up my bed. And find where Pumpkin discarded her collar this time. I like her belled. Easier to find the little mad dasher.


sarameg - Nov 26, 2011 4:29:16 pm PST #8648 of 30001

Oh, and I scrubbed the tub with Barkeeper's Friend. Only way to keep the rust stains at bay until I can have it recoated (but not recolored!)

Collar found, 'kin belled for now. She was covered in cobwebs from who knows where in the basement and her feet were wet...


Holli - Nov 26, 2011 4:44:16 pm PST #8649 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Ugh, I need to remember never to initiate conversations with my mother. They always end up being about Why I'm Not Dating Jews. Also, I've had the realization that my mother takes my life choices as a personal insult to her and her parenting, which is no fun at all.


Connie Neil - Nov 26, 2011 4:53:39 pm PST #8650 of 30001
brillig

my mother takes my life choices as a personal insult to her and her parenting

Yup. Yup yup yup.

"That's not how I raised you."

Yup.


JZ - Nov 26, 2011 5:10:40 pm PST #8651 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

JZ, did your singing lessons include ear training work?

I... runs to Wikipedia

runs back

... no. Just reading about it gives me a sort of math anxiety-esque strangle-chested gaspiness.


Polter-Cow - Nov 26, 2011 5:26:35 pm PST #8652 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ugh, I need to remember never to initiate conversations with my mother. They always end up being about Why I'm Not Dating Jews. Also, I've had the realization that my mother takes my life choices as a personal insult to her and her parenting, which is no fun at all.

Ah, our mothers are comparing notes, I see.


msbelle - Nov 26, 2011 5:34:41 pm PST #8653 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

PC - your mom wants you to date Jews? Very progressive of her.


DavidS - Nov 26, 2011 5:46:36 pm PST #8654 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ahhh. I just ate a salad. My body wanted that.

Proteins and carbs are all well and good but it was nice to throw some leafy greens into my maw.


sarameg - Nov 26, 2011 5:49:50 pm PST #8655 of 30001

I'd suggest they exchange numbers to lament their childrens' choices to not y'all, but then it occurred to me that could be very very bad...

...that little girl I entertained on the plane the other night? Had a jewish mother of the Archetype. When girl asked how old I was, and if I had kids, her mother made a point to tell me I had plenty of time, as she'd had said child at 44. Um, ok, thanks lady? It was funny at the time.