Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Nov 23, 2011 5:36:48 pm PST #8210 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Kat, thank you. That's beautiful.


Kat - Nov 23, 2011 5:38:01 pm PST #8211 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

That is some kind of bullshit about the cookies though. Weird letter-of-the-law.

Also, consider last year, I sent witch cupcakes (for a party) with licorice hair, chocolate dipped ice cream cones and candy corn noses and no one batted an eye.

I don't like getting my kid in trouble inadvertently. So I told him I was done sending cookies and I wouldn't do it anymore for parties and I didn't want to send cupcakes either.

Fuck. For halloween? We sent cakeballs. Chocolate dipped. Please to explain how that shit is NOT candy.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 5:38:50 pm PST #8212 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Cake isn't candy! It's right there in the words! @@


Kat - Nov 23, 2011 5:39:26 pm PST #8213 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

CHOCOLATE COVERED CAKE, LADY.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 5:40:19 pm PST #8214 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is chocolate even candy? I can't tell -- so many different letters!


Steph L. - Nov 23, 2011 5:40:33 pm PST #8215 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aw, Grace!


Amy - Nov 23, 2011 5:41:29 pm PST #8216 of 30001
Because books.

Gracie! That was awesome.

The cookie thing isn't. Apparently this year at Sara's school, no treats of any kind can be sent in for birthdays because ... they have no joy in their hearts? No idea. So stupid.


Kat - Nov 23, 2011 5:42:11 pm PST #8217 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Because Jamie Oliver said so? In our district (not at Noah's school), you can't send anything not bakery baked.


Kat - Nov 23, 2011 5:42:44 pm PST #8218 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, Fresh and Easy carries Biscoff. Jiggity Jigg!


Amy - Nov 23, 2011 5:44:01 pm PST #8219 of 30001
Because books.

You couldn't send anything homemade in Sara's old school in Fulton, but that's a NY State thing, I think, and has to do with ... I don't actually know.

The vaguely Thanksgiving-y, fall wreath I was making for the front door is one fifth completed, and I'm in no mood to finish it. Oops.