Gotta love the Kwanzaa Kake.
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 12:54:14 pm PST #8148 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2011 1:11:49 pm PST #8149 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::does the proudy dance::
Yes, that's a thing.
Sue - Nov 23, 2011 1:15:01 pm PST #8150 of 30001
hip deep in pie
I had a little nap instead of shovelling.
Steph L. - Nov 23, 2011 1:21:13 pm PST #8151 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I was at a friend's birthday party where another friend showed up with a Sandra Lee-inspired "cake" for the birthday girl.
Let me be clear: I *love* cake. LOVE. I'm not sure I've ever met a cake I didn't like, although of course I do have preferential ranking.
I took one bite of that "cake" and seriously spit it back out. It was, like Cool Whip and -- I think booze??? -- and maybe an angel food cake and jello and I'm not sure what all else.
I like all of those things inividually (or, at the very least, they aren't so offensive to my taste buds that I would spit them out). I have no idea what dark majicks were worked upon that "cake" to make it so disgusting.
The birthday girl's *dog* wouldn't eat the cake.
Amy - Nov 23, 2011 1:24:02 pm PST #8152 of 30001
Because books.
The birthday girl's *dog* wouldn't eat the cake.
Dude. That's a nasty cake.
SuziQ - Nov 23, 2011 1:25:52 pm PST #8153 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The cake wasn't presented as a joke cake? The friend was trying to bring something "nice"? Ouch.
Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 1:26:18 pm PST #8154 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It was, like Cool Whip and -- I think booze??? -- and maybe an angel food cake and jello and I'm not sure what all else.
That sounds about right. There should have been something out of a can as well.
le nubian - Nov 23, 2011 1:29:59 pm PST #8155 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Dude. That's a nasty cake.
No. Shit.
There should have been something out of a can as well.
More than one thing. And perhaps more than one thing that came out of a bag.
Steph L. - Nov 23, 2011 1:37:01 pm PST #8156 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The cake wasn't presented as a joke cake? The friend was trying to bring something "nice"? Ouch.
It might have been a joke cake. But the birthday girl was all excited about it. I think there was another, non-Sandra Lee cake, too. I started drinking margaritas to forget how bad it was. Obviously there were not enough margaritas to erase the memory.
Jesse - Nov 23, 2011 1:38:41 pm PST #8157 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I would laugh and scream with delight if someone brought me a Semi-Ho cake. And then not eat it.
Because seriously.