I usually make bacon in the microwave, but you have to be careful what kind of plate you use. I've cracked a few plates that way, because, if you want to get really polarizing, I like my bacon the way Agent Cooper does:

"Super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated."

I like my bacon the way Agent Cooper does:

"Super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated."

Oh, that's me! I take even a little farther than "almost" sometimes.

I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night, too.

I was going to ask what GISHWHES stood for, but I just googled it. AHA.

eta: or, I could've followed Erin's link. Duh!

I will gladly eat bacon cooked by Amy, amyth, or Agent Cooper! I wish I liked my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night, because I do enjoy sating it.

no bacon-scented house

Sad.

I like bacon best when it has just moved past chewy to crispy.

And I would cook bacon for them, too.

I like it from anything past chewy (I do not like chewy) to super crisp.

I like it from anything past chewy (I do not like chewy) to super crisp.

Me too, except I would edge it out both ways -- I can handle chewy, and don't mind a little burndy. As we say in my fambly.

And I would cook bacon for them, too.

Aw thanks! And if we can get Coop to come over, awesome!

And of course, right back atcha.

And if we can get Coop to come over, awesome!

Now I want to watch Twin Peaks.

I would have S. make bacon for all of you! Because I don't do it very well. But he would, happily!