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Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Nov 18, 2011 12:17:23 pm PST #7478 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

We've been having a bit of that too, JZ. Just met up with Isaac's teacher this morning to discuss his recently developed strategy of first misbehaving in class and then flipping out in tears. Poor noodle. I know he's a bit sick right now and that's a stressor. And I sometimes suspect that misbehavior preceeds a growth spurt, as if their little bodies get flooded with hormones or something.

(Note: not a scientist so the above conjecture is likely 100% inaccurate.)


DavidS - Nov 18, 2011 12:19:15 pm PST #7479 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey look! Paul Gross is on Broadway!

And I sometimes suspect that misbehavior preceeds a growth spurt

My friend Alison theorized that they tend to flip out as they approach developmental milestones. Again, on the notion that their li'l brains are processing too many elements to be entirely socialized.


Atropa - Nov 18, 2011 12:21:45 pm PST #7480 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I don't think I've ever had the giggle:blush:stammer reaction. Hell, I was able to talk like a reasonably coherent person to my rock star crush object, instead of blurting out "Oh my G-d, you are prettier than your photos", which is what was running through my brain.


JZ - Nov 18, 2011 12:22:00 pm PST #7481 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It's comforting to know it's not just her and not just us, Burrell. Lots of vibes to you and Isaac. And I do need to remember that, as misery-inducing as it is for the rest of us, it's gotta truly suck to be the kid doing it. They're clearly not enjoying themselves; they just can't keep themselves from going totally off the rails. Those emotional storms have got to be twice as exhausting to experience from the inside.


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2011 12:24:54 pm PST #7482 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey look! Paul Gross is on Broadway!

A friend of mine thought it was great for Paul Gross, but not overall.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2011 12:30:00 pm PST #7483 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was able to talk like a reasonably coherent person to my rock star crush object

As noted probably a million times, I've been able to function very comfortably around every famous person I've encountered except for Eric fucking Idle. I'm not sure if all of Monty Python is off limits, or if it's just him.

And that one hot guy--my general reaction was to want to jump on him and frottage his brains out. I left the room when he walked in, and insisted that none of my friends left me alone with him, because I was pretty sure I'd have sex with him otherwise.


Toddson - Nov 18, 2011 12:43:20 pm PST #7484 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

giggling, stammering, and blushing may be preferable to the classic, "er, um, that'll give you bees"


DavidS - Nov 18, 2011 12:43:51 pm PST #7485 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not sure if all of Monty Python is off limits, or if it's just him.

Cleese and Palin would be daunting, I expect. Not personally. Well, maybe Cleese, though my friend Matthew dated his daughter at one point and said he was quite pleasant.

The only time I got tongue tied was talking to D.J. Bonebrake, the drummer from X. But that's a band that really meant a lot to me. One of the reasons I moved to California, really. That and Love and Rockets (the comic) and Los Lobos.


Allyson - Nov 18, 2011 12:51:45 pm PST #7486 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I cannot be left anywhere in the vicinity of Adam Yauch. In fact, I do not think I can ever visit Manhattan. OK. Not any borough. I may be ok upstate. Other than that, meh. I make a jackass out of myself with some frequency, but it isn't just famous people or crushes, it's a general jackassyness.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2011 12:55:05 pm PST #7487 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The main way I avoid(ed) being tongue tied around celebrities? Negging. Or outrageous lies. Like, really through the roof making shit up. Both are very relaxing icebreakers. Can't recommend either enough.