One of my early lessons in class or something: Lice went around like crazy in the academic-class circles I traveled in as a kid, and almost not at all in the more working-class ones. So who knows what's up with lice? NOT ME, MAN.

Now I have to scratch my head.

I disbelieve in the power of Spanx.

love spanx tights! They hold up really well. I have had spanx fishnets that have lasted me years and years.

And I bet your uterus is still right where it should be!

Dammit! I was just rewarding myself for sending off a draft of one thing, when my boss comes in to ask about the thing I keep forgetting about! I guess at least she didn't ask about the thing I'm avoiding on purpose?

Also, randomly, I'm wearing an argyle sweater (I don't usually wear patterns at all) with a push-up bra under it, so I am Very Conscious of my boobs today. Hello there!

It is backwards but I think that has always been the case.

I do *not* have enough argyle, yo.

I have been powering through pretending to be my manager today. It's quite exciting. Not as scary as I'd thought, except for the panic this morning where I couldn't find my boss or legal and I was too scared to hit send on the email to the CIO asking her to help me out. Last time I asked her for help, I got dinged for going over my boss's head.

Didn't hurt that I had just sent her a meeting report that made her LOL. I dunno if she laughed out loud, but she definitely LOLed.

I put a bra on. All by myself! I also haven't check my work email since yesterday.

Way to go, Suzi!

I put a bra on. All by myself!

You ARE bionic! Yay shoulder!