Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 27, 2012 11:15:40 am PST #24011 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think she was doing the pose because she thought it was funny.

It appears as though she thinks the whole idea of her being the most beautiful human on the planet funny, and sort of appalling, but it pays a lot of money.


le nubian - Feb 27, 2012 11:16:56 am PST #24012 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I don't know if any of you follow The Bloggess on twitter, but it seems that her fans have been a bit unseemly in their attempt to get Nathan Fillion to pose with twine and now Simon Pegg has weighed in on it.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2012 11:24:34 am PST #24013 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Once Angelina stopped tongue-kissing her brother and carrying other people's blood around she stopped engendering high levels of emotion in me. She seems like she's just going about her own business, and it's a lot of business, but she doesn't seem to be playing the media or trying to generate a shitstorm of any sort. She just kinda faded off my radar.

I think she's another really tiny chick playing outside her weight class onscreen, but I'm not going to tell her to turn down the roles, and the world isn't going to accept her gaining much weight, so the only thing to do is have more Gina Caranos and larger women getting action roles.


JenP - Feb 27, 2012 11:36:45 am PST #24014 of 30001

I also hate the crap about how thin she is just as much as I would cringe over someone ragging on Melissa McCarthy's body. I don't think Jolie is about to be hospitalized for malnutrition any time soon.

Ah, sorry that I offended/irritated you and a couple of others. I certainly wouldn't comment negatively on weight (or plastic surgery results, or a host of other appearance-related things I might post my opinions about here) to someone directly. Like I said, I think she's gorgeous... which is more along the lines of what I would absolutely tell someone directly.

I thought she was being goofy on purpose with the pose.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2012 11:40:14 am PST #24015 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just found out that the director who's being used in all those raging Hitler videos is actually highly amused with the whole thing, but:

He adds, "If only I got royalties for it, then I'd be even happier."

Perfectly reasonable behaviour.


Liese S. - Feb 27, 2012 11:46:22 am PST #24016 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I stacked less than half a rick of firewood, but that's all I have in me. It is just brutal out there. It is the weather that I imagine the Little House on the Prairie folks slogging through. Only I don't have to for survival, so I'm not going to. I'm coming in and lying down on my flannel sheets and playing pocket frogs, and the wind can try to blow my house down without me. Sheesh.


Consuela - Feb 27, 2012 11:48:08 am PST #24017 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think she's another really tiny chick playing outside her weight class onscreen, but I'm not going to tell her to turn down the roles, and the world isn't going to accept her gaining much weight, so the only thing to do is have more Gina Caranos and larger women getting action roles.

Yeah, that. Which is funny, cause I know a bigger woman would never have been cast as Aeryn Sun, and Claudia Black is a tiny tiny thing, but then they put her on these platform boots to make her taller onscreen. Hmm.


Typo Boy - Feb 27, 2012 11:51:55 am PST #24018 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Assuming she could act, how would Rhianna do as an action hero? Though come to think of it, that is not always a requirement.


sumi - Feb 27, 2012 11:55:12 am PST #24019 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Anna Sophia Robb cast as the young Carrie Bradshaw in the CW's pilot for a Sex and the City prequel.


Allyson - Feb 27, 2012 11:58:11 am PST #24020 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Assuming she could act, how would Rhianna do as an action hero?

She was in the military in Barbados, I think.