Yes, Jolie is stunningly gorgeous, but I lookk at her and think "Does the woman never have fun anymore? And she's far too thin."
The dress is weirdly shaped, but I like that lighter hair color on her.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Feb 26, 2012 5:32:09 pm PST #23921 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Stephanie - Feb 26, 2012 5:32:21 pm PST #23922 of 30001
Trust my rage
Oh my God, I don't know if that Apt 23 commercial was intentionally being darkly fucking hilarious, but oh my God.
My thought exactly.
Jesse - Feb 26, 2012 5:32:32 pm PST #23923 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
little writer man made fun of Angelina. That is my favorite part thus far.
Totally.
In other favorite parts, Octavia Spencer looks great all the way around, and I love that she always brings a hot guy friend to these events.
-t - Feb 26, 2012 5:33:36 pm PST #23924 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I don't like the cut of Rose Byrne's bodice, but it's very shiny which goes a long way for me.
Sue - Feb 26, 2012 5:36:11 pm PST #23925 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Melissa McCarthy, I love you, but fire your fucking stylist. You are much cuter than that hot mess of a dress.
All awards season she's been REALLY covered up, as if she feels since she's big she needs to hide it all. And while I understand the need to cover fat upper arms, all that fabric does not flatter her at all.
Jesse - Feb 26, 2012 5:43:03 pm PST #23926 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Or do the arms, but not all the gathering in front! I've definitely seen her in better colors, too.
Edit: But she's so nice, offering to hold onto the paper for the winner! Nice lady.
§ ita § - Feb 26, 2012 5:46:55 pm PST #23927 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Her feet just slid all the way forward
There's no "just" about that for me, though. She bought a pair of shoes that didn't fit to wear to a high profile fashion-obsessed heavily-covered event. She likely has enough money and America at the very least has enough variety that she can find a pair of shoes that fits her. Therein lies my confusion.
Jesse - Feb 26, 2012 5:51:39 pm PST #23928 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm just saying, I feel like the shoes fit fine when she had them on sitting down. They were a bad choice, but probably the right size. Unless you mean something else by "fit."
Ginger - Feb 26, 2012 5:51:41 pm PST #23929 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The woman who accepted the documentary award for "Saving Face" was wearing the most beautiful outfit of the night.
Jessica - Feb 26, 2012 5:57:58 pm PST #23930 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Melissa McCarthy's dress looks like someone took two dresses designed for skinny women and sewed them together. It's really not flattering at all.