Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Feb 22, 2012 7:26:40 pm PST #23391 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm not sure if the 90s were hit-or-miss for me, or if those photos were just hit-or-miss, but I feel like only 30% or so spoke to my 90s experience.


Strix - Feb 22, 2012 7:31:28 pm PST #23392 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

brenda, my friend Kelly is the best pet owner ever, and her two large lab mixes are SO long-suffering. Ever since they were puppied, she's dressed them up for various holidays, and they are just like "Eh, whatevs."

She managed it for two of her CATS too. I don't even know what hoodoo she do.

Triple Libras with the decorating EVERYTHING. I tell ya.

I am glad there is a Porkchop in your hood at least, bonny. Heh.

M named Arthur when M was little, and still occasionally sings a little ditty he made up called "He's Arthur, King of The Dogs!"

bonny, you will be glad to know that my dog ambivalence has changed and I have taken charge of him. Arthur has gained 6 lbs, is calm for nail clipping, gets supplments for his coat, is doing very well on the lead, sits on command, is calm in the bath and his eating aggression is almost gone.

I am Alpha Bitch. And his nuts go bye-bye in a week, which I hope will calm his hyperactivity. Should have been done when he was a pup, stupid ex.


beekaytee - Feb 22, 2012 7:38:45 pm PST #23393 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

bonny, you will be glad to know that my dog ambivalence has changed and I have taken charge of him. Arthur has gained 6 lbs, is calm for nail clipping, gets supplments for his coat, is doing very well on the lead, sits on command, is calm in the bath and his eating aggression is almost gone.

I am Alpha Bitch. And his nuts go bye-bye in a week, which I hope will calm his hyperactivity. Should have been done when he was a pup, stupid ex.

Go you with the Alpha-ing! I'm certain the dog is much happier.

Remind me of Arthur's breed structure.

Keep in mind that the snip does not bring instantaneous results, calming-wise. It will take 2 to 3 months to flush the hormones from his system. Depending on his natural traits, calm may be a relative term.

Bartleby _hated_ clothes. He tolerated his bow tie but his cold weather garments were a Geneva Convention infraction, to his way of thinking.


meara - Feb 22, 2012 7:39:14 pm PST #23394 of 30001

I went to ASL class tonight--there's a guy teaching a free class every Wednesday at the Cuff (the leather bar I also country dance at). So much fun--I'm not good at remembering most of it, and should practice, but whee! When at a gay leather bar, you learn signs like "cum" and "queer" and "FAAAAABULOUS!"


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2012 7:44:55 pm PST #23395 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How do you put the emphasis in ASL into FAAAAAAABULOUS?


meara - Feb 22, 2012 7:46:47 pm PST #23396 of 30001

Bigger gestures, campy face!


Burrell - Feb 22, 2012 7:48:45 pm PST #23397 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

meara, you've seen the vid of the chick signing along to Ce Lo Green's "Fuck You" haven't you?


meara - Feb 22, 2012 7:59:59 pm PST #23398 of 30001

Yes, I've seen a bunch of signing vids, they're fun!


brenda m - Feb 22, 2012 8:01:47 pm PST #23399 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bartleby _hated_ clothes. He tolerated his bow tie but his cold weather garments were a Geneva Convention infraction, to his way of thinking.

Ha. Oh hells yes. Both of those costumes were worn for just as long as it took to take pictures. Actually functional clothing has been a complete no go.


beekaytee - Feb 22, 2012 8:09:41 pm PST #23400 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I remember putting a little baseball cap on him once...the kind with elastic to keep it on over a dog's ears.

Those were the cutest 4 seconds in the history of everything...before that hat flew across the room.

When I put his jacket on...which I never did if the temp was above 20, he'd rush out into the yard. leap into the air, do a half twist and land on his back, grinding like a dervish to get it off.

If I didn't put one on, he shook! He never understood that connection.