I remembered on my drive home that my dream last night involved a pregnant man. AND THAT WAS NOT THE WEIRDEST PART! Science had also discovered a way to make a fetus in the third trimester REMOVABLE from whatever parent was carrying it and attachable to the OTHER parent EXTERNALLY!!!! OMG I have such a clear image of how it was working in my dream and wtf brain.
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Feb 21, 2012 4:51:53 pm PST #23189 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2012 4:55:01 pm PST #23190 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The idea of a shuriken that missed its target bothers me more than I would have predicted, evidently.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2012 4:56:58 pm PST #23191 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, if there's Batmoose, does that mean there's Robin the Flying Squirrel Wonder?
eta:
Joker: "It's simple: we kill Moose and Squirrel."
billytea - Feb 21, 2012 5:01:25 pm PST #23192 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
That reminds me, the other day I came across this t-shirt: [link]
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2012 5:09:15 pm PST #23193 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That reminds me, the other day I came across this t-shirt: [link].
Awesome! But it totally needs the Man with the Yellow Hat bloody and tied to a chair in the background.
Strix - Feb 21, 2012 5:20:22 pm PST #23194 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ita ! I got Dan the shuriken push pins from ThinkGeek.
They might suit your cubicle design aesthetic, if you can use thumb tacks. [link]
shrift - Feb 21, 2012 5:32:36 pm PST #23195 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't work in a den of iniquity like shrift, let's be clear.
And I say you haven't lived until you've had a policy discussion with your coworkers about how much booty is too much booty!
But that's work-related! I mean, it is, right?
Yes, it's work-related. It still can be a bit awkward when a random coworker walks behind your desk when a website you're reviewing finishes loading and you're looking at cock shot.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2012 5:35:33 pm PST #23196 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I want a Peanut Butter Cup Cake!
shrift - Feb 21, 2012 5:39:32 pm PST #23197 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I do sometimes wonder if there are people in my office who think I spend all day on gambling sites while looking at porn.
lisah - Feb 21, 2012 5:41:56 pm PST #23198 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Batmoose has reminded me that Maria's sister was calling us her "Bat-friends" yesterday. Awesome!
I totally want a funnel cake now! I got no paczi (I'm not going back to check and I'm sure I've left a consonant out) and no pancake today.
I did have some delicious baguette...not the same.