So in real life, when you pay someone to date an obstacle of sorts in your life, what actually happens? Apart from either you or them falling in love with said obstacle? You know, apart from the obvious stuff?
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2012 11:52:38 am PST #23130 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Feb 21, 2012 12:07:25 pm PST #23131 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Why was I just talking about dicks at work again??? In way too much detail!! Oy.
Burrell - Feb 21, 2012 12:12:35 pm PST #23132 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Do people do things like that in real life?
I'm having a flashback to a krav maga instructor saying, " when someone head butts you in real life..." and thinking, "people don't head butt me in real life." Of course, that was before I had children.
Lee - Feb 21, 2012 12:19:51 pm PST #23133 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My cleaning lady just called to tell me there was no water in the house but there was more than there should have been on the floor of the garage, so now I get to go home early.
YAY?
-t - Feb 21, 2012 12:24:10 pm PST #23134 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, no! I hope it's something easy to remedy.
I think I've found someone to take my bees and I don't even have to deliver them anywhere. Whew! Also, new glasses. Banner day for me.
Lee - Feb 21, 2012 12:30:57 pm PST #23135 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm glad you found someone for the bees!
-t - Feb 21, 2012 12:36:19 pm PST #23136 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It's a relief.
Consuela - Feb 21, 2012 12:42:42 pm PST #23137 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Yay for the bees, -t!
Boo for water in the garage, Lee. I hope it's something easy to fix. I had water in my garage last year, but it was just because the drainpipe on the washer had come loose. An easy fix.
Amy - Feb 21, 2012 12:51:20 pm PST #23138 of 30001
Because books.
Yikes, Lee. I hope it's just a little problem.
So I did not have paczki. I had fasnacht -- which is essentially the same thing, but Dutch? Or possibly Pennsylvania Dutch? I have no idea, but they were much smaller than I expected, and my parents' friend makes them *the night before* because she's older now and has a tiny kitchen or something.
So they were little, cold, therefore sort of tough, and disappointing. And I got to spend two hours with assorted elderly people while not eating them.
But I made my dad happy, so yay.
Sue - Feb 21, 2012 12:56:48 pm PST #23139 of 30001
hip deep in pie