Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Feb 19, 2012 7:22:01 am PST #22822 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee.

Happy day, Bev!

Today I learned that the dog has been waking up the boy at 5 every morning for the past two weeks, eating, going outside, coming back in and falling asleep with me, until I wake up much much later. Meanwhile the SO is wide awake and cranky. Poor thing. I told him he needs to wake me up when it happens and we will tag team the dog, who cannot run this household.

The amusing bit is, during the insomnia days, I wouldn't have gotten to sleep until 4, so I should have just taken the dog out myself then before I fell asleep and then maybe at least one member of the family would have been well rested. Well, other than the dog, who then naps all day in front of the fire.

I know this because the SO is going winter camping today presumably and was going to take the dog, but the dog lost his camping privileges for the early wake-up call.


Jesse - Feb 19, 2012 7:24:24 am PST #22823 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good LORD, ita! Your family...


Tom Scola - Feb 19, 2012 7:24:56 am PST #22824 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Happy birthday, Bev!


le nubian - Feb 19, 2012 7:28:17 am PST #22825 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am glad your mother froze her out. I hope she got that message clearly.

btw, you need to keep notes because we all expect a novel. you know this, right?


Toddson - Feb 19, 2012 7:44:05 am PST #22826 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or how about a TV show? Revenge is doing well ...


§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 7:52:14 am PST #22827 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm also apparently not supposed to call my mother a badass at her funeral, judging by her reaction to it at this one.

Thing is, my mother *is* a badass. So it might have come up. I'm glad to know.

the dog lost his camping privileges for the early wake-up call.

That'll larn him!

Except for the part where it won't...now won't only one of you be stuck with a dog that expects to be up and around in the wee hours at home?

I'm watching The American and I'm quite startled by just the beginning. Huh.


Liese S. - Feb 19, 2012 8:19:00 am PST #22828 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Except for the part where it won't...

Well, true, because it's been more than 15 seconds since it happened, so he now has no concept of anything in the past.

...now won't only one of you be stuck with a dog that expects to be up and around in the wee hours at home?

Yes, but the sad news for the Biscuit is that he is unable to wake me up. Which is why it's so annoying that he wakes the SO up, because when it's just the dog and me, he sleeps fine until 8. Or whenever I get up. It's the just the SO's light sleeping he disturbs, having effectively converted him into a morning person. Which I find weird.


Sue - Feb 19, 2012 8:23:29 am PST #22829 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday Bev!

I just got up from a nap. I wanted to stay in bed, but I knew it would be ugly if I slept all afternoon.


beth b - Feb 19, 2012 9:23:16 am PST #22830 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

For the first time in years - I slept the whole night with out getting up. that has only happened with drugs

I could even talk a little this morning.


§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 9:37:41 am PST #22831 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow. This man's kinks are interestingly precise: Dinosaurs, women in bikini tops and plaid miniskirts (judge worksafeness with that information). Like, for most of us, I guess you top out at "okay, now they all look alike" way sooner than he does. He goes on further on other pages to topless women in plaid miniskirts with dinosaur artifacts, but the weird thing is, the bikini/bra top is often still featured prominently in the picture.

I get weirded out when I feel like I'm in a guy's therapy session.