I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - Feb 16, 2012 10:37:09 am PST #22332 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

-t, how about a community garden?

edited to add: In this case, when you tell someone they've gone to live on a farm, they really have!


le nubian - Feb 16, 2012 10:47:01 am PST #22333 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

aww -t.

I love bees. I wish you would come live near me.


Fred Pete - Feb 16, 2012 10:47:28 am PST #22334 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

When I was a kid, my father kept bees. For several years, they were on land way out in the country. I don't know what arrangement he had with the owner -- I was about 5 or 6 at the time. But I remember being able to run around the area (not too close to the hives!) while my father harvested the honeycomb.


Steph L. - Feb 16, 2012 10:49:19 am PST #22335 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm still bemused by the fact that you can just order bees and...they come in the mail. A box of bees! It's like a Monty Python sketch.


Toddson - Feb 16, 2012 10:55:45 am PST #22336 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or an evil plot.


Sue - Feb 16, 2012 10:56:03 am PST #22337 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Boo to the bee boohooer!

I am off for four whole days! Whee. Work has been really fraught for the last little while, so it will be a relief to be away. Of course, I am going to visit my crazy mom. Who only stopped calling me daily to see if I made it safely home from work when I told her I was coming home for the weekend. So, it won't be entirely relaxing, I fear.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 16, 2012 10:56:38 am PST #22338 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm still bemused by the fact that you can just order bees and...they come in the mail. A box of bees! It's like a Monty Python sketch.

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2012 10:57:45 am PST #22339 of 30001
What is even happening?

Teppy just reminded me of the Tim Curry/That'll Give You Bees story. [link]


aurelia - Feb 16, 2012 11:00:01 am PST #22340 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Yep. I was thinking, "That'll give you, um, bees."


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2012 11:03:09 am PST #22341 of 30001
What is even happening?

I used the "OMGPONIES" in my Vampire Diaries recap, last week. I didn't realize until later that's where I (probably) got it from, and I had just linked "That'll Give You Bees" to Snacky on Twitter, around the same time. (I couldn't believe Snacky had never read it.)