Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Feb 15, 2012 4:35:46 am PST #22041 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

I'm headed to the dr. in a bit to see what's on this CATscan CD thingy, and hopefully to figure out how to keep the sinus revolt from happening again this year. If they can tell me why my light/glare/strobe issues continue to kick my ass as well, without it being something horrible that requires surgery, I'll be pretty happy. Even more so if they give me a copy of the CD to take home and mess around with on photoshop.

Still, hello apprehension.


sumi - Feb 15, 2012 4:47:42 am PST #22042 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Why getting married on horseback may not be a great idea.


tommyrot - Feb 15, 2012 4:53:26 am PST #22043 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Perhaps my wedding plan to have my bride ride a T-Rex requires some fine-tuning....


Sparky1 - Feb 15, 2012 4:54:46 am PST #22044 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Good luck, Sox.

Someone just posted on our local listserv for a babysitter to spend overnights with her 2 kids three nights a week (she's a nurse) for $5/hour, so I sent her a list of wage and hour laws (off-list) that are applicable.

I don't think I should have to mind my own business if she posts publicly for an illegal arrangement, but she seems to think so. IN ASSCAPS.


le nubian - Feb 15, 2012 4:59:54 am PST #22045 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

$5 an hour? wow.


smonster - Feb 15, 2012 5:04:01 am PST #22046 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sparky, you did the right thing. She's just pissed about being called out on being an unethical beeyotch.


DavidS - Feb 15, 2012 5:08:42 am PST #22047 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh. Perhaps my wedding plan to have my bride ride a T-Rex requires some fine-tuning....

Especially since Marc Bolan is dead. I guess she could ride a zombie Marc Bolan, but that doesn't sound particularly elegant.


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2012 5:08:45 am PST #22048 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hell, you were being nice doing it off list. I might not have.

I think maybe if you can't ride a horse you're more likely to think it's a deeply romantic thing to do for your wedding, but then it's also a much more unpredictable thing to happen on a fraught enough day anyway. If you seriously need your horse led that 20 feet, Nellie has no place in your wedding day.


Toddson - Feb 15, 2012 5:12:39 am PST #22049 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or possibly find a very calm horse.


Jessica - Feb 15, 2012 5:12:52 am PST #22050 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

overnights with her 2 kids three nights a week (she's a nurse) for $5/hour

Jesus. That would be criminal even if it weren't, you know, actually criminal.

(Granted, most of the nannies I know are paid under the table, but at legal-except-for-the-tax-dodge-thing wages. And with contracts.)