Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2012 10:07:42 am PST #21936 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do we need any prosecco, or are we good to go on that?

Grab some on the way home. Are you leaving soon?


JZ - Feb 14, 2012 10:09:30 am PST #21937 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

By 1 at the latest, hopefully earlier. Want to finish this chunk of data, but making excellent progress.


meara - Feb 14, 2012 10:16:43 am PST #21938 of 30001

I don't hate America, I just hate paying with ATM cards. And in my head, most retailers don't accept credit cards for amounts under $10 even though I KNOW that's not true anymore. I just have a hard time unremembering it.

I think technically their agreements with the credit card companies don't allow this. And I do wonder, now that we give credit cards for $1 purchases at the parking meter, how the city is dealing with that.

BUT, I don't think I spend more money on credit than I would with cash usually (barring the times I wouldn't have cash in my pocket!)--except for the occasional times when I want something that's $3, don't have cash, and feel ridiculous paying credit for something that small and decide to buy something else!


Laura - Feb 14, 2012 10:25:11 am PST #21939 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I try and use cash at small businesses and restaurants. I have seen it recommended that you not use a card any place where they take the card out of your sight. Too much CC fraud out there. Many times I have been given a 'cash' price, usually a minimum of no tax, sometimes more.


§ ita § - Feb 14, 2012 10:28:33 am PST #21940 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have seen it recommended that you not use a card any place where they take the card out of your sight.

Isn't that 95% of sitdown restaurants? My sister won't let her card out of her sight in Jamaica, but they bring readers to the table. It's so normal to do it here, I'm not sure what the recourse is--follow your server back to the register?

Also, they have your credit card number anyway, don't they?


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2012 10:30:33 am PST #21941 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have seen it recommended that you not use a card any place where they take the card out of your sight.

Isn't that 95% of sitdown restaurants?

I've seen that advice, too, and had the same reaction w/r/t restaurants. I can't think of any sitdown restaurant I've been to where they brought a card reader to the table.


Laura - Feb 14, 2012 10:32:29 am PST #21942 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Apparently there are even machines they have where they swipe the card and record the info. I'm not as well educated on this kind of crime as I could be. But they do tell us down here that restaurants are the #1 place that your card numbers are stolen. I try and go to non-chain restaurants anyway so another reason to give people cash.


Consuela - Feb 14, 2012 10:32:33 am PST #21943 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I am just beating myself over the head with My Nemesis. I can't go around her, I can't get her to cooperate, and my boss thinks I'm over-reacting or expecting too much. She's the one calling me unprofessional and waving her "forty years experience" flag.

If she'd just say, "I'm too busy to do your work," I'd be much happier, because I could then go get someone else to do it. Instead she lies about what she's been doing on it, until it becomes too obvious, and then she rushes it out without proper review, while simultaneously making me look like I'm unrealistic and demanding.

And nobody who supervises her thinks there's anything wrong with this.


Toddson - Feb 14, 2012 11:01:02 am PST #21944 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The crazy. It burns.


bon bon - Feb 14, 2012 11:07:42 am PST #21945 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You know, in my job, I do a risk assessment that involves combining lots of observable legal/permissible behaviors into a matrix that may indicate a high risk entity. So I followed the links, and of course that's what the FBI is advising -- and it's not paying cash at a coffee shop (internet cafe seems to be the closest entity). And I couldn't find the statement that it was cash payments for small purchases. It was insisting on cash, in combination with other behaviors. Maybe the FBI is using its resources to exorcise terrorists from cash-based businesses. But I don't see it from these documents. [link]