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meara - Feb 14, 2012 9:12:56 am PST #21920 of 30001

My coffee shop only takes cash. hmm...what does that mean?

It's a terrorist FRONT!!


smonster - Feb 14, 2012 9:17:36 am PST #21921 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So New Orleans is full of terrorist small business owners? This place is still largely a cash-based economy. My *GP* only takes cash or check, no credit cards.

The coffee store around the corner only takes cash and doesn't serve decaf; I suspect they tend towards anarchy.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2012 9:18:19 am PST #21922 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My coffee shop only takes cash. hmm...what does that mean?

In all seriousness, I am suspicious of places that don't take cards, I actually assume they are doing something dodgy with taxes.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2012 9:25:54 am PST #21923 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Because I know my wife, I have bypassed traditional chocolate V-Day treats and went hard through the Trader Joe's cheese aisle.

Happy Cheesentine, Jacqueline!

I hope you like the stilton.


Jessica - Feb 14, 2012 9:26:40 am PST #21924 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's pretty common for Brooklyn restaurants to be cash-only, especially if they don't have a takeout/delivery business.


Jesse - Feb 14, 2012 9:27:46 am PST #21925 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In all seriousness, I am suspicious of places that don't take cards, I actually assume they are doing something dodgy with taxes.

They probably are, but they are also saving a significant amount of money on bank fees. My old hairdresser only charged the tax if you were paying by card, which I'm sure was a combination of hiding income but also passing along the expense the credit card vendors charged them.


Consuela - Feb 14, 2012 9:30:02 am PST #21926 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

omg I just blew up (on email) at My Nemesis. She claimed a contractor deliverable that I've been waiting for for eighteen months had already been delivered. When I pointed out that it hadn't been, and that if it were my contract, I wouldn't be hiring again anyone who sat on a final deliverable for eighteen months, she called me unprofessional and offensive.

t snarl


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2012 9:31:12 am PST #21927 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

One place I get sushi gives people who pay cash some percentage off their total (I can't remember what -- 10%, maybe). Which translates into more sushi in mah belleh.


beth b - Feb 14, 2012 9:34:04 am PST #21928 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

In all seriousness, I am suspicious of places that don't take cards, I actually assume they are doing something dodgy with taxes.

I know a lot about how my local coffee shop is run. the owner attempted to do other forms of payment-they just cost her too much


Zenkitty - Feb 14, 2012 9:35:24 am PST #21929 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm moving more towards cash, because I find I spend less and am more aware of how much I'm spending when I have to actually hand over money. The only terror involved is the feeling I get when I realize I've run out of cash.

The best way to hide purchases with nefarious intent is to have bought them all with cash in the years previous and tucked them away innocently in an old box in the shed, just in case you might someday need a tarp, nylon rope, and chloroform. Totally legit.