Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 12, 2012 5:27:31 am PST #21599 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

happy birthdays to all!!

ita that just sucks!

There appears to be a snowpocalypse here andI have no coffe creamer or wine. I am on a bus going to the theatre, but both those things involve walking for a couple of miles and no one inRochester shoveles sidewalks.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 12, 2012 5:35:13 am PST #21600 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Pix!

Happy Birthday Maria!

Happy Belated Birthday, -t!

I unthinkingly fastened my belt to the 5th notch this morning, which I think means my waist is down to 36". At least the flu seems to be leaving me with a parting gift that's actually worth something!


smonster - Feb 12, 2012 5:40:25 am PST #21601 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy belated to -t!

Happy birthday to Pix and Maria!!

I am definitely down for a nad shot or twelve to ita !'s doctors, and then telling them it's their perception of pain that's off.


le nubian - Feb 12, 2012 5:43:17 am PST #21602 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Damn. Smonster woke up in a fighting mood this morning.


Sheryl - Feb 12, 2012 5:46:13 am PST #21603 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Pix and Maria!

Last night I colored my hair, and had a blob of dye fall on the carpet. Then, when I was putting back my brush, I knocked my foundation off the shelf onto the floor, where the bottle broke and splattered foundation all over the place. Luckily I was in the bathroom, with the tiled floor, for that one. Somedays I am such a klutz...


DavidS - Feb 12, 2012 5:49:44 am PST #21604 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Maria! Wishing you good things this year.

Happy birthday, Pix! You too could use several buckets worth of good things this year. I'm wishing health especially for yourselves and those people dear to you.

Wishing also that ita got the damn drugs listed in her damn file like the goddam pain specialist wrote it up.


Theodosia - Feb 12, 2012 5:59:05 am PST #21605 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's a reason that tiled floors are popular!

Any one who is trying to rape me with actual or reasonably likely violence (gun, knife, etc.), I'm going to assume is also going to kill me during or after. There is no such concept as "unfair fighting" for someone who is smaller and weaker under those circumstances.

billytea, evidently some of those SE Asian pitcher plants that are big enough for vertebrates have an alternate adaptation for food-gathering -- the squirrels and monkeys and other small mammals use them as toilets!


Kate P. - Feb 12, 2012 6:02:28 am PST #21606 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Happy birthday to Maria and Pix! And happy belated to -t!

Co-signed on smonster's response to ita !'s doctors.

Man, I did not sleep well last night. I had three decent nights in a row before that, though, so I can't complain too much. But I sure could use a nap.


Amy - Feb 12, 2012 6:06:38 am PST #21607 of 30001
Because books.

Happy birthdays to Maria, Pix, and -t, with cake!

I don't understand how the ER staff can simply disregard written orders. Something's wrong with that system.


Lee - Feb 12, 2012 6:08:48 am PST #21608 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthdays*, -t, Maria, and Pix!

I hope you are home and in at least less pain, ita !, despite the doctors.

  • Belated and otherwise.