Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.

Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 11, 2012 6:37:08 pm PST #21574 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So it's a been a big news week at Chez Zmayhem as (a) Emmett has decided to play high school baseball this year after all; and (b) we're getting the car fixed after four months of it sitting under a tree in one of the only places in San Francisco where you can leave your car under a tree and it won't get towed away.


Connie Neil - Feb 11, 2012 6:52:03 pm PST #21575 of 30001
brillig

re: cat collars

The only punishment that ever made an impact on Mouse was to take his collar and its bells away. Those bells were part of his voice. He could tip-toe through the house without making a sound, but sometimes he wanted to make a statement, so he jingled his bells. He got into an awful snit when another cat got a bell, so we had to take it off so Mouse was the only belled cat.

Shadow will use his bells to yell at us. Well, at me, because I'm very bad at understanding Cat. He'll stare at me for a couple of minutes, then shake his bell to get my attention.


Cass - Feb 11, 2012 6:57:54 pm PST #21576 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Maybe I can start wearing all grey!

This is my plan.

Except I have one black and one white cat.

It's not a good plan here.


DavidS - Feb 11, 2012 6:59:14 pm PST #21577 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Except I have one black and one white cat.

We really need to get you into a tuxedo every day.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 11, 2012 7:02:59 pm PST #21578 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

zebra stripes.

If there's been an epidemic of women kicking innocent men in the balls, I've missed it.

There was actually an epidemic of that in British Columbia a couple years back, but as I recall there was just one woman behind it.


DavidS - Feb 11, 2012 7:11:41 pm PST #21579 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but as I recall there was just one woman behind it.

She had her reasons.


sarameg - Feb 11, 2012 7:16:25 pm PST #21580 of 30001

Trash can lids corralled again. Jesus, this wind is brutal.


Cass - Feb 11, 2012 7:27:16 pm PST #21581 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I could be a penguin!

Except they kinda smell. I don't want to smell.

I'd be really cute though.


JZ - Feb 11, 2012 7:33:52 pm PST #21582 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, ouch, small children and their concepts of death:

As I was showing Matilda Whitney Houston's "I Want To Dance With Somebody" --

Matilda: When did that girl die?

Me: Just today.

Matilda: Ohhhh! That must have been a rough day for her.


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2012 7:36:11 pm PST #21583 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, Matilda.