He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Feb 10, 2012 5:30:15 am PST #21239 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am on my way to SF so that at lunch time I can go get a tour of the Internet Archive way back machine offIces.

All your geek points are belong to me!


Sue - Feb 10, 2012 5:32:45 am PST #21240 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I dreamt that I saw a coyote on a front lawn in my neighborhood. I blame it on Liese's sighting yesterday.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 10, 2012 5:33:02 am PST #21241 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think I dreamed about cloverleaf ramps onto the highway and trying to get on it in snowy conditions. Not the most dramatic of dreams.


Steph L. - Feb 10, 2012 5:33:17 am PST #21242 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Font fans! I assume you've seen [link]

That is awesome.


tommyrot - Feb 10, 2012 6:16:59 am PST #21243 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I consider it my duty to keep you all abreast of the latest internet memes. So with that in mind, I bring you Cat Breading

This is why the Internet exists. The long march of human progress has finally ended; we have reached our destination. Rest and rejoice in our accomplishments. Then:

1) Take a piece of bread

2) Cut a hole approximately 1 inch larger than your cat’s head. This trips some people up. Remember: the bread has to fit around not just the cat’s head, but it’s ears, too.
3) Gently place the bread around your cat’s head.
4) Take a picture & post it! We love Cat Breading!

You're welcome!

eta: More at www.breadedcats.com


amych - Feb 10, 2012 6:22:29 am PST #21244 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Cat Breading

The cat is giving me that look that says, "WHAT? WHY ARE YOU MEASURING MY HEAD WITH YOUR EYES, MONKEY?"


Jessica - Feb 10, 2012 6:25:26 am PST #21245 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Didn't Colbert say he was investing all of the leftover SuperPAC money in breadedcats.com?


Steph L. - Feb 10, 2012 6:36:48 am PST #21246 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If I tried that with either of the cats, I would end up maimed.

ION -- Washing Machine Update: it works fine. Don't know what he "fixed," don't know why he's saying we need a new machine (though it *is* pretty old), don't know if I should fear that it's going to gain sentience and band together with the coffeemaker to rule the household. All I know is that I did 2 loads of laundry this morning and nothing burst into flame or a tidal wave.


SuziQ - Feb 10, 2012 6:36:52 am PST #21247 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I could see Noodle letting us do that, while murderating us with her eyes - then taking off through the house, leaving bread crumbs everywhere. Meanwhile, Miss Kitty will assume a superior than thou pose, shaking her head at the poor gullible black cat.


Amy - Feb 10, 2012 6:37:42 am PST #21248 of 30001
Because books.

Cortez would probably let me do it, and look pained and indignant the whole time. Switch would take my hand off.