Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Feb 07, 2012 10:46:00 am PST #20783 of 30001
hwæt

The class was fine, the homework is killing me. I'm at the Met right now, because I got the idea that I could practice by taking pictures of sculptures. Except while I was here, I run into Woody Allen and Sun-Yi. Except that I couldn't take their picture because I was too afraid. Why should I be afraid? He's 80 years old and tiny. I could take him!


DavidS - Feb 07, 2012 10:47:49 am PST #20784 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I could take him!

Totes! You should punch him in the snoot and say, "Bitch, your Dixieland is weak."


Consuela - Feb 07, 2012 10:51:39 am PST #20785 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I could take him!

Yeah, but is that why you're uncomfortable? I would not take his picture because I would think I was infringing on his privacy by taking a picture.

... also, I would not want his picture because he's kind of disgusting.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2012 10:52:21 am PST #20786 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

because he's kind of disgusting.

Hence the snoot punching.


Polter-Cow - Feb 07, 2012 10:56:44 am PST #20787 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Newt or Schrute - yes, the one from "The Office."

Post your scores.

I got 1 right. I thought my knowledge of The Office would help me, but apparently I don't remember half the ridiculous things Dwight has said.


Gudanov - Feb 07, 2012 11:04:41 am PST #20788 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I don't watch the Office (nothing against the show, I just don't have time) but I figured I could tell the difference between a guy actually running for president and a crazy character on TV.

I thought wrong. 2 right.


Lee - Feb 07, 2012 11:06:07 am PST #20789 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

t whine I don't have any work to do at work that doesn't require more motivation than I currently possess, and I left my ipad at home so I can't play games or watch Community, so now I'm bored.


Amy - Feb 07, 2012 11:07:59 am PST #20790 of 30001
Because books.

You could keep me awake. Or find me a caffeine IV.


-t - Feb 07, 2012 11:08:49 am PST #20791 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

6 right! My strategy: assigning to Newt those statements that seem too bizarre for writers to try to pass of as something someone would actually say. Fairly successful.


Lee - Feb 07, 2012 11:10:26 am PST #20792 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You could keep me awake. Or find me a caffeine IV.

Or, I could go home and take a nap myself