No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Feb 05, 2012 4:26:08 pm PST #20492 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The beginning of the half-time show needed a stargate.


Amy - Feb 05, 2012 4:28:50 pm PST #20493 of 30001
Because books.

All I kept thinking when she came out to "Vogue," with the gladiator types, was that she had seen Luminosity's 300 vid.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 05, 2012 4:48:38 pm PST #20494 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I question that, because you know Madonna could have actually paid enough to get Gerard Butler out there dancing if she wanted to.


DebetEsse - Feb 05, 2012 4:49:22 pm PST #20495 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It's a legal thing, Matt. Plausible deniability.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 05, 2012 4:50:12 pm PST #20496 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I choose the think the Gladiator theme was a dig at the Gladiator-esque nature of football.

I had an awesome time watching that halftime show. Nikki Minaj! MIA! Cee-Lo in a GLITTER CHOIR ROBE!

Also, world peace. Awesome.


§ ita § - Feb 05, 2012 4:53:39 pm PST #20497 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it's part of being alive

For me it's part of weeping, retching, and wanting to die. But that's on me, not my neighbours.


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2012 4:53:54 pm PST #20498 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, I didn't see MIA!


Amy - Feb 05, 2012 4:56:36 pm PST #20499 of 30001
Because books.

Cee-Lo in a GLITTER CHOIR ROBE!

And that's just a normal day at his house.


Kat - Feb 05, 2012 4:59:20 pm PST #20500 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

MIA looked great.

I still cannot believe that she is so fucking thin. Maybe it's juxtaposing her with Ferris Beuller and thinking oof, we've all aged. But she is way too thin.


sarameg - Feb 05, 2012 4:59:23 pm PST #20501 of 30001

The 11 year old I held 24 hours after her birth has a new facebook account and friended me. I'm not going to censor (my worst is language, and I know her parents monitor her online) but man. At least her baby brother, who I saw born, isn't on fb...