I dunno, I get that you can't make kids not run, and sometimes sound travels, but I have memories of my BFF's old apartment where I swear, there were herds of small elephant kids rolling bowling balls ALL DAY LONG--even until after 10PM, when we'd be like "OMG seriously shouldn't those kids be asleep by now??". It was seriously annoying--not because of the time of day, but because it seemed to go on ALWAYS.

I'm listening to my upstairs neighbor walking around right now, AIFG! Well, not quite that, but it's 2:45 in the afternoon here and there's footsteps--so what? It's not like I'm huddled in the corner gong, "The steps, the steps, the terrible cacaphony of the steps!" You live in an apartment, you'll hear your neighbors. As long as its not 3 am and it doesn't make you have to turn up the telly, it's no big.

I'm glad there's only one set of kids in the apartment building right now. I moved in here thinking it was all old people, and that therefore I'd be the noise hazard, but for a while there the shared spaces were all kids and their toys and pounding footsteps all the time. I don't understand how a five year old can have such heavy footfalls.

I'd love to have the dosh to isolate myself from loud noises of all ages, but that's nowhere near in the cards.

My 5 year old really likes to hop on one foot. It's quite loud, actually. I have sympathy - we had upstairs neighbors once we nicknamed The Elephants - I swear the woman wore Candies around the house. The fact of the matter, though, is that is it virtually impossible to keep kids very quiet unless they are asleep or watching TV. We don't play loud music, stay up late, or have drunken screaming fights, but we do have kids. Sorry.

And seriously, the actual most annoying thing outside my parents' is birds, and what can you do about that? TWEET! TWEET!!!!!

When I was visiting a friend in a corporate apartment, we would swear someone was regularly dropping a large amount of ball bearings on the floor upstairs. I still wonder what that was.

Well, yeah. There's just not so much you can do about it (though I swear, that bowling ball sound for hours on end...we had to wonder)

OTOH, part of the reason I got a townhouse when I bought is because my last place I ended up with bartenders upstairs, who routinely got home (and woke me up) at 3AM, or tried to put together their IKEA furniture at 12:30AM (that time I actually got up and got dressed and went upstairs to yell at them)

My day has been full of a feverish, and unrelatedly constipated, 4 yo. Who is refusing to poop (originally typed pop) despite fiber, liquids, and a suppository. He is alternating between sleeping , whining, and practically vibrating.

There aren't many legitimate noise complaints to be made at noon. I am sometimes concerned about the cats deciding to race at 2 or 3 am.

I have a 4 D cell maglite in the car, but I've given up on them for the smaller flashlights. I have a small LED 3 color flashlight made by Coleman.

I've given up on them for the smaller flashlights

Why? Was it price or performance? What does Coleman have going?

Most of the time I quickly need a flashlight, I end up using an app on my phone--statistically speaking finding shit in my purse is when I normally need extra light. But I should be prepared.

And seriously, the actual most annoying thing outside my parents' is birds, and what can you do about that? TWEET! TWEET!!!!!

Heh. I did knock on the window one night recently to get a pidgeon to shut up. It was late!