Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Feb 01, 2012 7:04:59 am PST #19535 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

People around here, how are football fans, are generally split between New England and New York.

In my knitting group there's a woman whose family is a fan of one and her husband and his family are a fan of the other. So her kids get Patriots stuff and Giants stuff from different grand parents. I think her husband is a Giants fan, so the kids Patriots stuff comes out when her parents come over, and then goes back into closet when they are gone.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 7:05:15 am PST #19536 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am basically psyched for the Avengers trailer they've been teasing...teased teasers of teaser trailers. And...I'm sucked right in.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 7:05:49 am PST #19537 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

probably everyone does by now

I do *now*. I didn't fifteen minutes ago.


Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2012 7:13:13 am PST #19538 of 30001
brillig

Hey, I work Sundays! Oh, wait, the game's in the evening, everyone will be getting all their work out of the way early so they can watch the game. Dammit, that means Sunday will be busy.


ChiKat - Feb 01, 2012 7:20:56 am PST #19539 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

A friend of mine is having a SuperBowl party and another friend was talking about how she may or may not come for the party because of how seriously she takes the game. I said, "Ok, so let me get caught up so I know what to do on Sunday. Who's playing?"

She laughed and told me, so my next question was, "And who are we rooting for?"

Turn out the Giants. Okay. Good to go.

For me, the important football game took place on Jan. 9th (Roll Tide!).


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 7:24:24 am PST #19540 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

SWEET FUCKING JESUS. They have made me the primary presenter on this meeting I wasn't originally invited to. I am in now way prepared for this. I was really looking forward to not even being part of this. And now I'm not only on the spot, but I'm the bad guy.

MOTHERFUCKER. I can't believe I'm thrown under the bus, and the vendor CEO is checking in to a flight, so he's NOT EVEN LISTENING.

Seriously, this is slack on more than one side. I'm a business analyst, not a relationship manager or an executive. This is seriously out of control. I have no leverage.

This is the problem with setting expectations, and the business owner looking for the grail up my ass.


Allyson - Feb 01, 2012 7:42:14 am PST #19541 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

For those enraged by Komen who want to continue to contribute to breast cancer research, I'm tossing out my suggestion for The Dr Susan Love Research Foundation>.

She spoke at JPL's Women's History Month celebration a few years ago and is doing excellent research into breast cancer. If you're in the LA area, you can volunteer to be a lab rat, too!

And of course toss a buck or two in the Planned Parenthood kitty. [link]


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2012 7:57:07 am PST #19542 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, February.

fe BREW airy?

or

feb YOU airy?

I use "feb YOU airy" even though it seems wrong.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 7:58:41 am PST #19543 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel a little vindicated that the project manager had no idea that I was leading the meeting either (as in, it was a last minute decision made outside process) and relieved that they didn't make me re-state the position when the vendor CEO got back on the line. Seriously, there are better ways to submit a vote of confidence for my abilities. I wanted to be out sick today too.

I admit, I expressed my lack of preparation on the call, but I hope I did it with good humour. Seriously. Big bus with big wheels to be tossed under. IT is the last person who should be leading that discussion (business, compliance, risk management are all ahead on the list), and I'm not the right person in IT anyway (CIO, director, manager of production support...all pip me at the post).

Pissed. Extra headache pissed. I need to lower my heart rate and get ready to go into the office.


Polter-Cow - Feb 01, 2012 8:02:54 am PST #19544 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I use "feb YOU airy" even though it seems wrong.

I didn't know people pronounced it another way. I mean, of course they do, but...still.