Heh, it got my gender right but also guessed too young on the age. 26-34. (I am 38)
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 26, 2012 6:09:06 am PST #18423 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
tommyrot - Jan 26, 2012 6:13:23 am PST #18424 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Andre The Giant Holding a Can of Beer
That's not a tiny can of beer. That's actually a normal sized 12 oz. can of Molson. The huge hand belongs to André the Giant...
And you know what goes great with beer? Peanuts. Anybody want a peanut?
Heh.
Jessica - Jan 26, 2012 6:14:40 am PST #18425 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Age: 25-34
Gender: Female
Yup on both counts.
ChiKat - Jan 26, 2012 6:16:02 am PST #18426 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Wow. Google thinks I'm 18-24. Rock on!!
eta: They did get the girl part right.
Connie Neil - Jan 26, 2012 6:16:20 am PST #18427 of 30001
brillig
I am also a 25-34 year old Female. However, I am nearly 51. I have a young mind, at least at work.
edit: I wonder what it will think I am at home, where I do my porn surfing.
billytea - Jan 26, 2012 6:17:29 am PST #18428 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It guessed that I'm 18-24. I find myself at a loss.
tommyrot - Jan 26, 2012 6:17:54 am PST #18429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
President John Tyler’s Grandsons Are Still Alive
John Tyler (1790-1862), the tenth President of the United States, left office in 1845. Though quite old, he fathered a son in 1853. That son himself fathered two sons at an advanced age in 1924 and 1928. Those two men, the grandsons of President Tyler, are still alive...
Strix - Jan 26, 2012 6:23:57 am PST #18430 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks to my husband, my computer is very secure; Google couldn't find my cookies. I guess my goodies are stayin' in the jar...
Ahahaha. The trick is not traumatizing the more modest among us. But I think everyone goes knowing cleavage WILL be on display, given the preponderance of corsets at Prom. eta and given that I've bellydanced at several of the last gatherings in what are effectively decorated bra tops.
Oh, I'm not worried about y'all daring me to flash someone; that's a yawner. BOOM POW, Done, back to my drink.
But you guys are mad-creative, so...
I have a shitton of work to do today. YAY!!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 26, 2012 6:24:56 am PST #18431 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Note to self: be sure to wear underwear if attending the f2f prom this year.
Steph L. - Jan 26, 2012 6:25:52 am PST #18432 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Google got my gender right, but guessed I'm 25-34. This is on my work computer.
I'm dying to see what it guesses on my laptop at home.